Skeletor

One week to go. If no-one else comes in it has been the worst transfer window since the new regime took over. Anderson and Minteh out. Kelly, Odysseas Longname (who it looks like is going out on loan anyway), John Ruddy and William Osula in. An Ashley-esque window.

Nah. You must be a robot when you go to work. Have no human interactions with anyone. Also Jenas is a penis. Jenas is a penis. Na na na na!

Its like he's living in a goldfish bowl or something.

Would be hilarious if you signed him and then just put him in your bomb squad

He can't talk about that but you can see he's not happy. He's gonna contact his lawyers.

Gonna guess he's a good friend of Adam Johnson.

49:03 onwards. Jason Tindall

Dropped by his agency too. What a great day.

Well you have an accent so god knows.

Jenas the Penis

Well this is upsetting.

Might not have a choice at this rate. They're drowning in players they can't get rid of that will become both a morale and PSR headache.

And probably now is the most opportunistic time when no-one else seems to be in for him.

"Might" :yaooffacliff:

Mitchell and Parish.

No thanks.

Collective pact amongst us other 19 PL teams not to help Chelsea out please. Let them burn to the ground.

Make him the guest of honour for one of the home games.

Its also not being spoilt to be unhappy at key positions not being filled. Especially one that hasn't been filled for 6 windows straight.

I mean I said any player is stupid to choose Chelsea as they are a basket case and was shot down "Chelsea are a bigger club". Gets what he deserves. Funny hearing Neville and Carragher both saying how no player in their right mind should join Chelsea the other day.

Always liked that Souness bloke.