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He hasn't made any to be fair.

I think some people held (still hold?) a grudge against him because he replaced the ever so exciting but not productive ASM.

Aye. Eddie's loyalty to players who are not up to scratch is quite annoying. Murphy being another. Think he needs to be more ruthless. Although what's going on transfer wise is anyone's guess at this point, but ruthless it definitely isn't.

RW is the biggest weakness by far as we have no-one to step in there except Gordon out of position. At least with Longstaff we have Tonali and Willock (maybe even Miley).

This is his season. 10+ goals for sure.

One to replace next season (or not if Miley becomes good enough). Still appreciate his service to the club though.

We've missed him. Please stay fit (forever).

His kicking is insanely bad for a professional footballer. But at least we don't concede any time someone shoots at our goal like we do with Dubravka.

Played his way back into the starting 11? Kelly played the old Dan Burn centre back playing left back role today. In fact at one point Dan Burn made a run down the left further than Kelly had all game and it was depressing as fuck.

Pretty boring assist from Boring Boring Harvey Barnes.

Spend some fucking money.

Undeserved point but we'll very much take it. Eddie has A LOT of work to do to fix everything that's wrong with the team. And for god sake SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY.

World class officiating today.

Watch Joelinton bag a goal in the 95th minute now.

YESSSS

5-2 Chelsea Madueke hattrick.

4-2 bomb squad. Madueke again.

We stopped being a cunt team that did whatever it took to get a result, to being one that is pushed over by inferior players.

Eddie: "We need to get the devilment back in our game" Team play like a bunch of wimps today.

At least Tonali will be coming in for Longstaff. Nobody's replacing Murphy.

Bog standard non-performance in this fixture as per usual. Only this time there's no injury excuses.

Are the Bournemouth fans mute?