Skeletor

Wouldn't surprise me if he did moon the fans in his picture. Would be in keeping with his personality.

Too sensible?

Pardew will come out next season with shitlocks.

'Advanced talks' ... There's hope yet!

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/alum_shango_debut_100710.jpg

Perez and Colback. Can feel the transfer window on fire already.

Hopefully that's just posturing. If not

Cheer up. It could be worse. http://www.avfc.co.uk/javaImages/43/9a/0,,10265~12884547,00.jpg Even he looks thrilled.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4792270.stm Any old players will do as long as they're English...

I thought the rest of the squad all hated Ben Arfa? More Pardew lies exposed day by day. Only the bell ends that are not good enough to be here and owe their Premiership footballer status to Pardew.

If this is true it's genuinely unbelievable. Nope seems pretty in keeping with sticking with a manager who lost nearly every game in the second half of the season.

Worst free kick ever.

*Heads over to RTG*

Yes but he's right most of the time

True. Poor Sterling. Didn't even see that chokehold coming.

Serves him right for getting in the way of Valencia's hands.

What?

Over reaction much

Must have missed the bit about him being a boy hood Newcastle United fan like.

Never seen the big deal with him either.

What a hit

That defending again

Just when you're starting to be impressed by some of the young players we have available here comes Flanagan.

Barkley is the kinda player we have needed for years. Kinda reminds me of when Rooney was exciting about 10 years ago.