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Commence Torres wankfest

Best topic ever

Danny Simpson the lucky charm.

The real reason we won: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72292.msg2594576.html#msg2594576

What I meant is that when they got a corner it felt like pressure had been relieved which is not how it's supposed to be

It was interesting. Every time they got a corner I felt perfectly assured nothing would come from it. Haven't felt like that in a long time.

When that shot left Nasri's boot my first reaction was "SHIIIIT" but then super Krul came to the rescue

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

4-2

Poor goal keeping both missing his punch and not saving it.

Booooooooooo

Roflham Lolspurs

I'd lol.

Incidentally did you hear that Diego Forlan used to play for Man Utd? It's true you know.

really? Yeah mate, apparently they only had 2 points after 8 games before Harry Redknapp took over. 2 points you say? I WAS UNAWARE.

Should have never sacked Ramos. He was doing a fantastic job.

Classic Spurs. Return of the mediocres.

Why do all players playing in Spain have to have minimum fee release clauses in their contracts?

The one on the left makes a lot of good points

He should have led with "Cheryl's the only punching bag for me!" I bet that would have won her over.

Repeat the dosage? So when we beat them 5-1 at their place they want to play Daydream Believer and have us sing our changed lyrics at them? Awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nugzDQjL1Y&feature=related

Classic plagiarism by the Sun.

Would be great if Nolan had a celebratory shirt prepared for when goal number 8 goes in.

I saw that. Makes no sense at all. Totally different position and style to Pienaar, you wouldn't want to sell and he wouldn't get Cahill out of our side anyway. Top paper, the Metro. And he's a Liverpool fan to boot.