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He's certainly up there with the worst.

I think Bentley is class, if he doesn't get in the England squad its ridiculous.

It doesn't really bother me that Ashley sits in the stands, its not his role to take strategic decisions is it? I thought the setup was basically Ashley owns the club and spends the money, but Chris Mort runs it. If it was Mort getting his belly out i'd be a bit worried but he's been very professional.

No one knew it was a seizure, back then, ffs. At 10pm? I did like.

A heart test isn't going to prevent a seizure ffs. RIP, tragic news.

Faye in midfield?

Christ. Crikey Moses.

Doubt that team is correct, where is Smith?!

Your joking? Why do we never have a settled side ffs.

He is the club's Head of Communications - no relation to Alan. Never heard of him or the title, he doesn't usually come out and say things does he? He arranges all the press stuff and tells Craig Hope what to put on .cock Oh right. " I think that the club are satisfied with Cho's ability. After a day or two and when all procedures are complete, the club will announce Cho's transfer on the official homepage." That quote just sounds made up. When has our media team ever made statements like that on television?!

He is the club's Head of Communications - no relation to Alan. Never heard of him or the title, he doesn't usually come out and say things does he?

Never knew we shared birthdays...! I've only seen him play once and that was against England where he was good along with the rest of the Croatian team. I'd be absolutely staggered if he were to sign for us. I'm sure we can afford him but he must be fucking stupid if he actually wants to play alongside this rabble.

Who the hell is Gary Oliver?!

Can't see us going for Chimbonda, our best player recently has been our RB.

You've clearly only seen Shola on a YouTube compilation of our CL games.

I bet he doesn't even touch the ball tomorrow.

Maybe his agent was demanding a ridiculous contract? Harsh to immediately assume the worst.

James blatently got that book for Christmas.

What a fucking idiot.

3-0

Not the wisest thing to say. He might feel it but its ulitmately his fault, he signed them ffs.

Regardless of price, he's been fucking pants so far.

Please, if we're going to get rid of SA don't replace him with any of the other British midtable managers, whilst I tink they're decent it would be a stupid sidestep and i'd hope Ashley has more sense.

Alan Smith will probably play left back.

Quotes on the official website from Allardyce saying that Smith is going to continue being captain over January, in other words he'll play every game. He's impressed with his 'tenacity', why not just play a dog?