Menace

We need another

I'm writing him off, he's shite. Atsu gets games ahead of him and he's championship tier.

No refunds.

This guy is probably my favourite player for Newcastle, he shouts his head off every game and actually commands the back 4. Solid buy.

Cheeky pen from Ramos

#humblebrag

Woodgate is still the best defender I've seen live.

All of Rafa's centre back signings have been awesome

This Dortmund game is quality.

Dummett was fucking awful. Everyone else was decent. Good subs by Rafa, we were getting shagged.

Rondon's been absolutely quality

How? Schar injury

We're getting barebacked in all holes

What formation are we playing? 6-3-1?

Fernandez is easily our best defender

My heart can't take this It's seriously end to end

2-2 75 mins 2-3 92nd

Great, that goal was from fucking Dummett being a twat.

Ki's been quality.

This is the best we've played in ages

They played a blinder. Our fans are embarrassing. Imagine putting money in their pocket ffs.

Shite tbh. Herp derp UAE slavery herp derp.

Every team in the world has signed shit players

Just saw his transfers for Napoli. Wow.