Menace

papers aint got fuck all to write about have they

^Same, but train up.

To think that slap head cunt just signed a new contract. Makes me sick man.

Course you are fella.

Bless him, he's just typing what Mail wrote isn't he.

I still don't understand why Reuben Brothers are on board tbh. Amanda I can understand as she set it all up, but why RB ?

I've always found it odd our lot post on their forums tbh.

1 year contract million quid a week with an option for us to extend by 1 year. I reckon he would sign that.

Plastic.

Finished it. Donald doesn't seem a cunt, just out of his depth. At least he gives/gave a toss though. Paying £4m for Grigg is fucking mental.

Methven seems a bellend. How's Maja been doing at Bordeaux? Seemed decent for the unwashed tbf

Let it go ffs, Keegan barely even watches football anymore.

MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

Bail out Sunderland ffs. If the shoe was on the other foot they would want us to go into administration - fuck them.

Every time I've seen him play for Newcastle, he doesn't look arsed at all.

Krafth was such a pointless signing. Probably cost £10m with signing on fee + wages. Stupid.

I couldn't find the Rondon thread. This is from Athletic.

You wonder why unemployment in NE is high, people are spending their days tracking planes ffs

Rondon and Ings would have still cost less than Joelinton.

Lampard is pretty iffy as a manager, no Plan B in place.

I feel sorry for him, but make no mistake, he is a lazy footballer.

That Leon Bell's photo says it all really. His kids and Bruce ffs.

Same, turned it off after the second and just shrugged my shoulders. Brucey give us a wave.

We're still in a relegation battle, you'd be deluded to think otherwise.