Menace

This guy reminds me of those Nigerian bidders we had who claimed they wanted to pay £300M for the club, and when they were told to prove they had the cash - they scattered.

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I wonder where we would be if he actually did sign for 10 years. Top 6?

Fuck playing him. Put him in the reserves, loanee prick.

Based on what?

Accrington Sunderland imo

Bollocks. London clubs pay more seeing as it costs 2 grand a month for a shed to live in here. If you're on £80k/w+ I don't think you're really sweating over living expenses People say this, but the more you earn the more expensive life gets mate.

Bollocks. London clubs pay more seeing as it costs 2 grand a month to live in a shed, here.

Like playing Tetris on a comedown.

Rolando Aarons.

Has this cunt signed yet?

That tweet is gerld.

Made my day. Terrific!

Looks in good shape

Shawcross has always been a bit shit tbh. Proper meathead of a defender.

Probably Spice.

The highlight of our transfer summer is Yedlin's new hair style.

No ta

What's the fee?

Why are they always in peace...

Ndong for £6.5M when they're in league 1 is good business tbh, I doubt they paid the whole £13.6m upfront too.

We've really bought some shite over the years like.

is your space bar broken?

Fuck them. Hope they become the new Pompey.