Menace

They play Openda ahead of him don't they?

I'd definitely take Kimmich over him. Trippier has been a quality signing but I feel like his legs are starting to go

Do you actually enjoy supporting Newcastle or are you just miserable constantly?

We're 3 points away from europe...

Thats interesting. He's a reliable source for German transfers too.

Hindsight is always 20/20 but Gyokeres for £15m or so would've made a lot of sense. The lad is destined for big things

How does the CEO of a club type like this

Have nothing against him but the fact he's made millions from being a very mediocre footballer says it all about football in general

I watched them a few weeks and Amartey was getting boo'd every time he touched the ball - they just released Bailly too. I reckon this rumour is true.

I'll be honest, punditry in the UK is generally quite shite. Aluko is terrible but I've still yet to see a constructive point Redknapp/Michael Dawson etc have made. Barton is just going for low hanging fruit - someone shouldn't feel bullied just cause someone doesn't appreciate her work.

Got Cooper all over it imo

Did you riot?

Would love to see Mou back in the prem - not with us though.

You need UEFA qualifications before you can criticise something you are not happy about pal

If he ever leaves I'm rioting

There really does need to be a investigation soonish like. Our players are dropping like flies and constantly we are reminded its just "bad luck" We're approaching February and our squad is still depleted.

He's arguably been their best player for a while now tbf

DCL has seriously regressed. I feel it for him.

I've been burgled before and a house never feels the same after it. I hope him and his family are safe and get the help they need. Horrible bastards that do this to young families.

Heard he had to amputate his toe and they call him flipper in training

He's been shit posting for months tbf

I'm surprised @RUHRLYASLEEVESUP has managed to reel in so much bait. Fair play.

Their subs changed the game - something we're not capable of and people are mad. This is nuts

Literally my full time thought. Imagine a player of that quality with Tonali/Bruno next to them. Absolutely mental.

Great effort but we look gassed about 60 mins in. We need some bodies like - I don't care if they're from Saudi league or from Japan.