Menace

Fuck off. Barton RM? Smith DMC? N'Zogbia LB when Enrique is more than good enough, so why not have an attacking midfield instead of trying to play for a point? Taylor is a horrible RB, so why choose him ahead of Beye? Big Sam's got questions to answer.

If we lose this and people still back Allardyce then they are in cucko land. Barton at RM? What the fuck.

Martins on please.

Wow. Get the ball. HOOF IT. Get back the ball HOOF IT.

It's better than thiers. So? All the games we lost, we had the better team, we still lost though. WHY IS SMITH STILL FUCKING PLAYING FOR NUFC.

Shite team. Got defeat written all over it.

Heart is beating like fuck. Come on.

We don't need a CB.

I know his brother, nice fella.

Holland or something. I joke.

Oh shit I forgot, only 2 then.

Martins N'Zogbia Solano

If it carries on like this I'm going to agree... We've not exactly been even that good tbf.

Are we? 2 new strikers, 2 new midfielders, 5 new defenders....... Yeah and we're still shite. HIGH FIVE.

I don't actually know why you lot are acting surprised, we're the same Newcastle that have been shite for 3-4 years.

Cacapa must feel like a cunt.

Anyone think we'll turn it around? Cause I don't.

What the fuck's going on?

Happy if true.

Go for an exciting 1-1.

Benfica bought him for like £6.5M so he's not gonna be cheap.

It could of been Shearer that got us out of trouble though, when he was "assistant"

Lippi.