pedro111

Who gives a f*** about watching the Premier League anyways?

The pose for the proposed statue was shite anyway tbh plus you cannit have a statue of him outside the ground while he's the manager.

Surely this brochure thing is bullshit, no?

he makes it sound so easy..... Small point, it was the Leazes end.

The day we signed him I really thought that I had found my next big footballing hero. On a few brief occasions he gave us some great memories its just such a shame that it never worked out. But, I still like him and wish him all the best tbh.

Ive heard that hes playing in a charity cricket match this weekend. Hopefully that will put him out of action permanently.

I was enjoying that up until it struck a raw nerve at the "I even bought a three year season ticket!" part.

Aye hate setanta, mainly becasue I dont have it but hopefully this will mean the UFC will be back on Bravo!

You're telling me that its only repeated at 3:30 in the fucking morning again!?!? Why the fuck is it only on the stupid HD channel that nobodies got on thursday too!?!?!? Bastards.

Can Greggs not just buy us ffs?

The Omani's dont sound as impressive as the Abu Dhabi lot do they? Maybe its just a name thing.

£10 says we get took over by some dirt poor arabs who can only scrape together the £100 million and have no money left to actually put into the club. It would be just our fucking luck.

I have it on good authority that our overdraft is £100.

I have turned into a right sick and bitter bastard these past few months. I was filled with rage watching the scenes as Chelsea players and fans celebrated their cup triumph. The fact that the commentator kept going on about the '2 year wait for silverware' nearly tipped me over the edge tbh. Cunts.

They've pretty much got nee chance of getting anything other than the rank baddest shittest jobs for the forseeable future aswell tbh. What s*** times these are.

What about Messi? He looks pissed off at Barca. We should go for him.

I read as far as 'Matthew Syed'.

God help these Africans if they ever decide to follow a relegation team. God knows what might happen.

I agree with thomas, how can you accuse Jonas of no sweat?, sure his end product is awful but he gives his all when on the pitch.

Thats one hell of a gash like!!!!, hope you are telling everyone that you got it in a fight?

I had a curious encounter on Sunday night. As I came home from the pub in my Newcastle top, I was fairly pissed and you'll never guess what I happened upon?!?!? Yes thats right a fucking Rangers Championship party that had spilled out onto the street. It must of been loads of expat jocks, I swear there was about 12 of them outside, pissed up, Rangers flags hanging from the windows, they were dancing and singing and swinging their scalfs around. They stopped their merriment for a moment and just glared at me with slack jaws and gloating eyes and you could see their joy was cemented by the fact we got relegated. Anyways they decided against saying anything as I walked past in favour of the thousand yard stare and I just kept walking past them chest puffed out thinking "you bunch of twats, go on celebrate your 10 millionth meaningless title you fuckers, it takes no effort whatsoever to support a club like yours". We are the mags, we are the mags, we are, we are, we are the mags!!!!!!

Basically they screwed us. We payed the money and we have to take whatever football they give us. No refunds or a sorry or nowt. I want at least £50 back as a goodwill gesture.

We should round up all the stray dogs on Tyneside to fill the empty seats. Might distract Roys attention.

I reckon a hell of a lot of games will be about 35k. Some 40k+ and maybe the odd full house possibly against the Boro or other fairly big clubs.

Bringing banners with daft slogans about Villa? Highly doubt it.