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potentially brilliant I agree, potentially brilliant. I have loved that tune since it came to light a couple of years ago on youtube. We need to keep the verses short and not too many and maybe make them about the club itself and not individual players. The biggest promlem for it catching on imo is the tune itself, not many people will know it, it will take a big group of lads singing it constantly at an away game for it to take off.

Love it. We have a song for the Marching Down The Wing tune. When Jimmy Goes Marching Down The Wing MILNER MILNER When Jimmy Goes Marching Down The Wing MILNER MILNER When Jimmy Goes Marching Down The Wing MILNER MILNER When Jimmy Goes Marching Down The Wing All the geordie boys will sing WE ALL KNOW THAT JIMMYS GONNA SCORE NANANANANANANANANANANANA Also the Tell all the boys one now goes to: Follow Follow Follow We will follow the toon where they go We will travel the land With a pint in wor hand We will follow the toon where they goooo Guthrie one to Flinstones: GUTHRIE DANNY GUTHRIE He's our super midfield magician From the merseysiders He is better than Anderson I've seen on youtube a video the 'When Jimmy goes marching down the wing', and that was at Hartlepool last year. I havnt heard it since... Cracking song mind. The Danny Guthrie one is good but I dont see the 'He is better than Anderson' bit works. Its a Man U rip off of the O'Shea song.

Quality change Bernd Schneider for Cantona and I'll be signing that. Jonas can, Jonas can, Do what ever a Cantona can, Can he score? Pick that out, We got the c*** for next to nowt... Cantona totally doesnt fit in with the tune man!! Also that "Tell all the boys you know" one isnt relevant anymore casue why would we be going to Glasgow? Its a good song but words need changing.

Would have thought after last week and first home game etc it will be close to if not sold out. Should imagine it will be a good atmosphere as well. KK wants it to be a fortress again, who could disagree. Bring it on. They will provide a tough test but if the crowd are patient, right behind the team and we play like we did last week, we should batter them. Also, be interesting to see what the new signing section will do to improve the atmosphere as well. Oh aye, forgot about that.

There's a million different variations to it but I like this one: "Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever Ronaldo can, Spins a web, any size, Catches Mackems just like flies, Look out! Jonas is spiderman!"

Whats the crowd going to be like? With season ticket sales down and the fuck up with the tickets being sent out are we looking at thousands of empties on Sat? Hope our Argies dont get injured midweek.

That Gutierrez one needs tinkering tbh.

Me too, I think we should give them the Falklands back in thanks.

Ah, the famous www.toonaway.co.uk ? (Tenner in the post please).

Loved the one where he went: "What we've got to do here at Newcastle is get a team as good as the fans. If we do that then we will come to places like this and people will have a lot higher expectations for us than they did today." Spot on.

"He's here, he's there, he's every fuckin where, Spiderman, Spiderman!" Most impressive debut since Robert. Outstanding.

I have noticed that almost all of the so called experts have under-estimated us as a mid to lower table side again this season including Dublin and Redknapp before kick off today. If we finish any lower than 9th I will honestly be surprised and with possibly 3 more quality signings I reckon UEFA cup could be on. I also reckon not being in Europe this season will GREATLY benefit our league campaign and hinder teams like Villa/Pompey Everton and maybe Spurs just like it always used to do to us.

I fuckin hope we get Saviola like, would be mint.

My man crush grows ever more intense. :colo:

Was totally under-whelmed when we signed him. First time I saw him today and I though he excellent. His touch and passing were superb, hope he gets forward alot more against lesser opposition. Could be a real steal.

For the second time, Butt was class man! Made countless crucial tackles.

Butt was class man! I think I have a man crush on Colocinni.

Why have we only been allocated 2,520 tickets? Surely is should be at least 3k if not more? Not that standing bollocks is it?

Delighted its back, matchdays just werent the same without it. Also love 'Why Aye Man' by Mark Knopfler, should be a bigger Geordie anthem than it is at the moment imo.

(Like Alan Shearer used to). And why is that relevant? Is he the only person to ever do weights or something? Total shit journalism.

Has looked good at times in the past and scored some good goals and quite alot of goals really. Still, total shite though I am amazed how long he has been here, if he wasnt a Geordie he would've been fucked off ages ago by the club.

God, I remember my excitement at his announcement as manager.

The Mackems one place below us? Never.

I used to wear this jacket from 1998 to school back in the day, it was class, a nice snug fit! http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/Premiership-Clubs-Newcastle/c21_44/p7728/1998-99-Newcastle-Adidas-Jacket-M/product_info.html

Honestly, It is MILES better than the purple one. That purple one just makes my eyes bleed it is so shit.