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Basically a team of world cup trolls

Assisted by Cabella as well

It would probably have been a foul either way (the Ali incident), but it was also definitely a typically theatric overreaction from him. The polarisation in these incidents does no good to the real issue. It can be a foul and a dive.

Hopefully that's a good enough explanation for that guy's four year old.

Was thinking the same. There's a replay where you see him look up just before the extra touch. At that point he would have seen a completely empty goal and surrounding area. Can only imagine he didn't feel confident enough in his body shape and in that split second decided he had time to be extra sure of his finish. Surprising because he's normally a very nimble finisher. Thank fuck, though.

His card is marked. He did it once. He's done it on 3 occasions. Neh I'd gladly see our players get banned for diving. It's frustrating though that his card could be marked when so many other players have done it with impunity for years. One just in the opposite team that. There is such a high likelihood of this game hinging on a soft contact on Sanchez

We're paying for the last two results here. We need a saviour this afternoon.

Didn't get booked though...Can't be trying very hard.

Walking in the footsteps of Gourcuff. Brilliant on his day but made of glass.

Back to the dark shorts? Finally. Looks very smart.

Decent goal by Suso for Meelan today

We had it. 2 points from Burnley and this is not good.

It's his right to sit on his contract and wages if he wants, but he can't have it both ways and then be surprised at disrespect. But then again he's a moron.

The nerve of the man. Of course he would try to claim something like that, but he's deserved no respect.

Marseille 6-2 Metz Thauvin hat trick and an assist. Metz are bottom though. Edit: 6-3

Batshuayi really is class. Shame he's been used as second choice or just leverage in transfer dealings the last two years. He's be a king up here, obviously.

And his sudden decision to take the decisive free kick with his weaker foot.

If he does play regularly, it will be very interesting to see what sort of output he has. It will finally answer a few questions. In this sort of situation you'd normally say that if he does well he'll be back full of confidence for us next season, but regardless he won't have a future with Rafa I can't imagine.

Pro Evo is one of the Fulham club sponsors. They're also licensed in it.

Having to move further South than Sunderland. He must be completely lost.

Good ridduns

Just got caught by the same shit. Good old N-O setting me straight. Still, hope this happens. Would be good for all involved.

He's the perfect striker for this club in the current state.

Apparently a "worldie" own goal from Phil Jones... Interested in seeing this!

Might be easy to say in hindsight, but why is Joselu taking it? He can barely strike a ball properly.