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Leeds fans showing themselves up here like. Braindead fuckers

Went pretty much how I expected it too, they're much much better than us (and everyone else part from City tbh) and they were comfortable for most of the game. Honestly don't think they got out of second gear and could have stepped it up had we got one back. No disgrace looking at the scoreline though but if Liverpool had been wearing their shooting boots then it could have got a bit messy. Absolutely despise that club though, especially the perpetual love-in that surrounds them from pundits and commentators, it's sickening. They're obviously superb from a footballing pov and a bit of a machine but there's loads to hate about them too.

It's poor defending but the goal was scored with a massive Schar sized hole in the middle of the defence. Cunts.

A single loss in about 3 months, last minute goals aplenty, winning points without shots on target. And they still look like they will probably edge into the playoffs depending on the results of others Christ

He's such a fucking obnoxious cunt like, bet his squad fucking loathe him already. Throws them under the bus after losses, blames current failures on past events, takes no accountability and asks them to move house when he won't do it himself as he knows he's that shit that the sack is always just around the corner so there's no point. He's a truly vile beast. A cunt's cunt.

Could possibly the biggest cunt ever associated with the club? Would take some doing mind.

Bruno & Paqueta could be our very own version of Xavi & Iniesta. Just need a Busquets

Everton 55% Burnley 27% Leeds 18%

Early Saturday games are generally canny poor and drab affairs imo. Players and fans are half asleep and the atmosphere is normally flat as a witch's tit. Snap your hands off for an incredibly boring 1-1

Keane starts now. Godfrey out in the warm up. I'll go 5-0

Get another 3 or 4 players around him of a similar level and he's flourish even more. His wavelength is a bit to high for most of our squad atm, no disgrace in that as he's ridiculous, but add another few on the same wavelength as him and we'll fucking crack it. If he's got 3 options ahead of him (right, left and centre) who are all operating on the same level he is then we'll take off as a club. It won't be cheap and it won't be easy but he's the biggest piece in the big jigsaw. We're very lucky to have got him but we need to build everything around him now

Best 2 teams on the planet (probably) back to back. Even a point from either of them would be ridiculously good but the good thing is there's zero pressure on either game, the whole world is expecting 2 wins for Liverpool and City. absolutely nothing to lose, get in their faces and give them both a game as best we can.

Krul's 6'2" and he's charging out at him, ball rolling away from him a bit. He casually dinks it over the top of him, and the touch is deft enough to get it back down under the crossbar but with enough pace to beat the defender who's trying to clear it. Phenomenal bit of skill in a high pressure moment. He's a fucking diamond

"I joined the club three months ago and unfortunately we haven’t been able to buck the trend of results." Beautifully put. Reminds people he hasn't been there long, bit of a pop at Ismael for his last few results whilst simultaneously blaming everyone for the shit results he's responsible for. Say what you like, he knows how this rodeo works and exactly what to say to keep the grift going.

538 make Everton slight favourites to go now, 44% vs 42% and down on GD. Leeds the outside bet at 15%, all others safe.

It's not the team I was expecting but I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest some of the players today are playing for their places in the squad next season. also think it's fair enough that Howe's given them a game to see what they can do, I'm still delighted he's put us in a position to be able to experiment and see what's what with 5 games to go. 3 months ago I wouldn't have dreamt we'd be as comfortable in the league as we currently are - safe as houses and he can fuck about with the squad and rest people. Lush

Everton going down: 1) it's funny. Huge club going down is news, very humorous and fairly interesting 2) their fans. Not all, Neil is a diamond, but an awful lot of them are canny big pricks 3) easier games. Burnley home and away is far easier than Everton home and away. Maybe worth a point or 2 4) Pickford. He's an utter, weapons-grade cunt - first hand experience.

What makes them think he's going to be successful? He's a proven managerial failure and there's already a dozen examples of this. Is he suddenly going to change and flip the good/horrendous switch there? Sticking with him is guaranteeing failure.

According to 538 it's: Leeds 14% Everton 43% Burnley 45% They've projected them both to get 35 points and Burnley down on GD (6 goals difference)

Hope Liverpool go through Everton like a fucking steam train on Sunday. Smash the hope and fuck out of them and destroy their GD in the process. No dicking about, go for 6 or 7, they're more than good enough.

The salty-o-meter is off the scale over there and it's genuinely amusing seeing some of the bile dripping from each post. Got to remember that this current period is the worst time in the long history of their club, this season, regardless of what they do will be looked at as one of the bleakest and worst times they've ever ever ever had. The worst position is 8th iirc, they'll sneak into the playoffs in 5th or 6th I reckon but it's still nailed on to be one of the worst League finishing positions in about 140 years. So there's all that going on. Then your local rivals get taken over by the richest cunts on the planet. But it's fine as they're shit and going to go down. Then they drop £90m+ in the first window, go on a winning run and are safe as houses with another 6 games to go. As this is unfolding, the manager who got them to 2nd in the League is sacked, Keano snubs them, Defoe fucks them off overnight, they slide down the League and are now scrambling to just make the playoffs. Compare and contrast. It's beautiful

Nah, I want him nailed to the wall for what he's got away with. He's like a serial killer of clubs. I want him caught, tried, found guilty in public, shamed mercilessly and punished until the light leaves his eyes the piece of fucking stinking fat shit that he is.

I think the fact that they're grappling and tugging each other but only Saka is actually watching the ball makes the decision for the ref. Not saying it's the right call but if a defender is tussling like that and has his back to the play then he's on very dodgy ground, especially if the attacker is looking like he's genuinely trying to get on the end of the cross. Can totally see why it's been given.

The transformation that Howe has engineered only highlights just how poorly this fucking wanker was doing. The raw materials are largely the same but the results and performances are a million miles apart. Howe's inherited Bruce's squad of broken players and transformed them into a very efficient top half (going purely off ppg) unit who are utterly unified and playing with a smile on their face. Meanwhile, Bruce has take over, in theory, one of the better squads in the division and has them performing as one of the worst since he joined them. They were obviously in a bit of bother under Ismael but they were punching their weight at the top end of the table. Now they're nowhere and looking at mid-table and stinking the place out. The common denominator is the incompetent fat pig himself. Still blaming everyone else, still throwing players under the bus, still bemoaning luck and dodging accountability for his own deficiencies and lack of managerial ability. He's been doing it for nearly 25 years now and has never, ever been pulled up about it because of this 'nice guy' persona he's built up with his mates in the media. He's a fucking fraud and every win Howe gets magnifies it even more.