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Is that it? It that all the detail they give?

The ideal scenario would be a couple of early Spur's goals so people who maybe have been wavering about going or not just get up and walk out. I'm desperate to see swathes and swathes of empty grey seats as early as possible in the game.

Perez has been plucked from Tenerife, where he's been allowed to develop as an effective AM, and been thrown into a different league and culture as an orthodox #9 with the responsibility to compete for long hoofs with 2 big CH's with virtually no support for 30 yards. I'll cut him a bit of slack tbh.

Nothing remotely 'special' about his set-pieces.

Should try a volleyball one.

Spurs have players who can hurt us, regardless of how dysfunctional they've been recently. The likes of Eriksen, Kane and Lamela could win this fixture with 10 seconds of brilliance.

Bet he sent him to sleep.

"He's not going to stop me from supporting my team" *sits in silence as team loses 0-3*

I counted 11.

i'll go 15 licks.

Holy shit fucker's only been here 4 months too.

Club record defeats is 10. This fucking moron's clocked up 5 with Spurs on Sunday. 123 years of results and this fat mess is in with a shout of breaking the most embarrassing record in the history of the club.

4 goals in 13.5 hours now.

They're not even pretending to give a fuck are they? I fancy a few weeks off - I know...

That's ridiculous. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but that's an insane decision. So corrupt/incompetent.

http://www.brakesigns.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/m/0/m0016-one-way-traffic-sign_700mmx500mm_1.jpg

Genuinely struggling to see where the next goal, let alone point and win, is coming from. Just a shambles in every single area.

528 seconds. Impressive.

Match thread: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96704.0.html

Such a good sportsman.

It's the 01-02 team photo.

Trying to eliminate evidence the club once had ambition. That's exactly what I was thinking. The team that qualified for the last 16 of the CL, Sir Bobby at the helm etc, all binned. Stripping the place of all memories of past success so our current disgrace can't be compared unfavourably. Also think this is Ashley's thin skin starting to twitch about AshleyOut.com too.

Of all of those I think 'foreign DNA' might be my favourite. The Notting Hill carnival was a splendid effort but to publically question the DNA of non-English players is inspired.

They need their DNA checking.

Carver's definitely voting UKIP like.