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They've won 2 trophies this season already and can still do the treble. I don't feel sorry for them at all Lost 8 European finals on the bounce. I can sympathise a bit like.

They may have written themselves into the history books and put a shiny pot in the cabinet but seriously, how much money have they made in the process? Fucking priorities man.

Poor Portuguese bastards. After the end of last season this is going to sting like fuck.

Waheyyyyy!!!

Yep. Went out and put a load of golf gear on my credit card and I'm seriously taking that up in the place of this fucking sham. I'll not spend a single penny nor spend a single second worrying about what becomes of the club until those 2 fucking pricks are gone. Completely detached from it, fuck them/it.

I'll go for Sevilla 4-3

If you cancel the DD absolutely nothing will happen. I did the same thing in February and nothing happened. You haven't got a hope of being refunded for what you've paid but they won't do anything. That's straight from the horses mouth.

"slightly disconcerting"? It's fucking shameful. Timid little mice too scared to have a proper pop.

They won't. When I binned ours I was told, and I quote, "if you just cancel the Direct Debit then there's nothing we can do about it". Just 2 or 3 clicks and it was done. No email to confirm it, just cancel DD and that was that. Best thing I've ever done in hindsight. Not heard a peep from them and don't want to tbh, the club is dead.

It's not just that Neesy. This approach from Ashley and friends is in no way sustainable. As a parent, how do I sell NUFC to my kids if there's nothing remotely attractive about them? 'Well son, we'll be between 9th and 15th every year. We'll never win a cup, we'll never get into Europe oh, and you know your favourite player, that fucking great one we picked up cheap from Timbuktu, well he'll be sold just as soon as we can turn a profit on him'. 'That said, it's in our blood, they're our team so, I'm afraid you're stuck with them.............get ready for years of piss taking from the other kids whose clubs actually try to achieve something'. 'Fuck off Dad'. If I had a son nowadays, I'd be telling him to stay away from supporting us (just don't support the mackems, liverpool, chelsea or city). I've got 2. The eldest (7) came into the living room the other day when I was watching us Vs Liverpool. He witnessed their equaliser and the winner. He said 'Dad, Newcastle really aren't very good are they?' 'No son, we're not' I had to try my hardest to give him something to cling on to.............'It won't always be this bad mate'. Forlorn hope. It's all we've got. Similar story. Had to sit him on my knee before kick off and explain that the score might get quite high because Liverpool are much better, the little get cheered for us throughout the match. I'll explain it to him in a bit more detail when he's a bit older but thankfully he's young enough to be around long after these cunts have gone. He'll be here long after Pardew and Ashley have croaked.

I don't want him to change I want him to fuck off and never set foot in the city again. He can piss off and ruin another squad.

I'd wait until I saw a really fat person go up and do the whole thing before i even contemplated it tbh. It pork-chop does it and returns safely then I'd consider it.

Exactly.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/05/11/upshot/up-soccer-table.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=UP_TPL_20140512&bicmp=AD&bicmlukp=WT.mc_id&bicmst=1388552400000&bicmet=1420088400000&_r=2 Table if only 'English' goals counted. Who thinks this shit up?

They'll buy a few early on to continue the charade. By the end of the window we'll have balanced the books. We'll be worse off as a result.

The hearing declared that the club had admitted to 'repeatedly and intentionally misleading the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United', while the evidence given by owner Mike Ashley and his fellow executives over the course of the two-week hearing was described at one point in the verdict as 'profoundly unsatisfactory'. They're proven liars. Absolute scum.

Can guarantee some daft cunts will fall for it yet again. It's bullshit designed to pour oil on troubled waters. More lies.

Just watched Danny Simpson back off for 50 yards. Impressive.

Where's the Pardle one?

Paid for their chips though.

There's an embargo on it isn't there? Club comment first.

I think it's more an issue about not even taking them seriously to begin with. I could handle getting knocked out if I knew we actually wanted to progress as deep into the competition as possible. The odd semi-final or final would be ace but I'd not necessarily expect it. What I'll not tolerate is the fact we don't even try because a) they don't bring in enough money and b) we have an incompetent in the dugout who has already proven he can't handle extra games other than the League.

Kasami for me. Wilshere's is the better team goal but for individual brilliance then Kasami's wins.