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Still got a problem believing any company could be that crass and ignorant to actually cut an advert into a rainforest tbh. It's staggeringly cuntish.

Aye, I can just picture the gormless little smirk that always breaks across his face when he gives a daft free-kick away for bundling into the opposition CB.

Got at least a dozen that you need Jonny. I'll pm you.

Apparently didn't pull it. Apparently he got kneed or kicked there according to Scolari so nothing serious. Ah right.

Maicon just pulled up with a hammy in injury time too. Didn't look good.

Pardewed before he's even met the manager. Urgh, makes you sick. Imagine the first training session with Pardew man. Bet it is like that scene from 'Goal' where he shows him passing is quicker than dribbling the ball towards goal. Except Pards will be shouting HOOF! Pat yurr facking laces fru it boy.

Career suicide for the lad.

Sepp's Manila Envelopes

Can sort you out with 4 of those mate. Still need loads myself so you're bound to have some I need.

Must admit I've long since stopped caring about how footballers conduct themselves. Firmly believe the overwhelming majority of them are utter cunts regardless of which shirt they're currently pulling on. Colback would be no different to the rest of them. My main objection to signing him is that he's very ordinary and will simply fill a space, both in the squad and on the park. Signed for the wrong reasons and will bring precisely fuck all to the team, that's the annoyance.

Costs nowt and is still young enough to be moved on in 2 years time for a few million. He's the regime's classic 'value' signing. His suitability becomes irrelevant, they'll probably turn a profit on him and that's all that matters anymore.

What's the bet they've got the currency wrong?

Aye, that 'Enter' key takes some mastering like.

That's better.

I think the club would've happily shifted Saylor and kept MYM and Colo. They've probably told Pardew he has to lose one now Coloccini is staying and he's plumped for Yanga because our manager is an absolute penis. Possibly, aye. My thought process: Colo announces he's unhappy and wants to move back to Argentina. Club buys M'Biwa on the advice of Carr. M'Biwa struggles to adapt a bit and questions are asked as to his suitability. He finally gets a run in the team and forms a very good partnership with Williamson. Colo gets fit and he's straight back in the XI. Colo announces he's staying. Club see no need to keep M'Biwa, find another club you useless French cunt, we don't need you anymore.

Honestly think he was only bought to replace Coloccini. Now that he's decided he's staying there is no need to keep M'Biwa and he'll be sold and replaced by Good and/or Streete. It either him or colocinni who were going.

As if anyone, on here or not, is fucking stupid/spineless enough to actually pay money to watch this bollocks. "It's what we do." Mugs.

Germany 2-1. Schurrle.

Ones each. Muller.

Cameroon one up. Etoo.

Germany started brightly against Cameroon. Could be 2 up already.

Who were the other countries that were trying to compete with Qatar in the 'bidding' process?

Shades of Italia 90.