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Contact =/= foul Still think the referee was told to ensure Brazil won that game and I think that will continue through the tournament. Maybe a bit paranoid obviously but there's a logic behind it that dovetails nicely with the current political situation too. Hope I'm wrong btw.

Calm down mate, it's only the first game Maybe? We'll see how it pans out...

Only thing I can suggest people do is to bet their entire savings on Brazil to win. Grab whatever odds you can. This fucking stinks, FIFA may as well engrave the cup now, the next month is going to be a farce, a complete sham as the winners have already been decided well in advance. Fuck football.

Bought and fucking paid for. This is the payoff.

Inevitable.

We make concrete approaches all of the time, genuinely believe most of our bids are 100% legit. However, our firm bids are always so ridiuclously low as to render them irrelevant. Suppose it cons the mongs into believing we're trying...

Good lad. Always wanted to play for us.

Italy one up.

Just panned down the France bench and he's looking chilled as fuck congratulating Matuidi. If he's that chilled sitting there with a broken leg he's some boy like.

Buffon Brown Barzagli Chiellini Bardo Catts Pirlo Zambrotta Johnson Wickham Berlusconi

Going to be a bit odd watching a match and actually giving a fuck about what happens. Rather looking forward to next Saturday now.

The talent is there but it needs a chance. Walcott, Ox, Barkley, Sturridge, Sterling, Lallana, Wilshere, Henderson with Welbeck and Rooney should be the core now.

Barkley's got to start.

Hey baby...

It's been class. Constant hilarity, hell of a lot better than watching Henderson pass it sideways to Gerrard. Just pressed the record button so the last 30 minutes of this have been safely stored for posterity. Whenever i'm feeling shit about something that's gone wrong I'll watch this again and all will be well again.

Combined age of about 70. Jesus Christ.

They may as well get the travel Connect 4 out and just film them playing that. This is fucking ridiculously bad.

It'll be fucking wetter Chiles. Fuck me.

Thunderstorms? no shit. This is majestic stuff.

Hoddle's stood there dripping like a fucked fridge. Keep your arms still you fucking freak.

Car-crash tv. fucking horrific.

Sweepstake. How many more times will we see the Sturridge miss until they start again? I'll go 14

Some guns on the fucker too.

Got, got, got, need, need, got, got...

Still shudder when I realise that game almost a quarter of a century ago.