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Not surprised in the slightest that he considers 8th or 9th to be successful given his lack of ability. Probably goes away from training a bit baffled as to why such a shit keeper such as himself is doing in this league at all never mind in the top half of it.

Mars is too close to the Moon.

To finish last in this season's PL takes some doing. I've never known such a poor bottom half of the league and to comfortably finish dead last, 20th out of 20 when there is so much fucking pigshit in the bottom half of the league takes a special effort. They're absolutely rank. And they took 6/6 from us.

Firmly of the opinion that it matters not a jot who we buy as the bloke running the team is an absolute idiot. The positives of signing good players is immediately negated by the morons attempting to coach and manage them. It's like putting lipstick on a pig. It'll still be a fucking pig as long as the cunt in the dugout remains in place.

Been a while since we had a stupid red card too. We'll have one of those too.

Lose by 2. They've completely switched off.

Someone we're likely to take points from. Probably Ipswich if they can get themselves in there.

Nah, we can get half the player for a quarter of the price from France. Every penny counts, value > quality.

Chelsea v Real Barca v Bayern. Nailed on.

No wonder the obnoxious cunt's working for a pittance, he's only fucking part-time.

Ding ding ding ding. Rings the bell.

No matter who they play, no matter what the result there will always be some daft cunt shouting from the rooftops about how fucking great their fans are. I've never known a set of fans who've got such an over-inflated opinion of themselves. They never ever miss an opportunity to pat themselves on the back. Self-congratulary cunts.

At least Poyet has accepted responsibility as manager for the shitstorm he's just had to watch. Don't like him but at least he's got a spine.

They're 7 adrift, as long as Everton turn up and whack them then they'll be struggling to get another 7 points all season. That's even factoring in Norwich losing their last 5 on the spin. They're not dead yet but the priest has arrived and got his bible out.

5 at the back man, it's the future.

woot woot.

They're fucked. Proper fucked.

LOL

They're going to get a point here. It's coming.

Brown's proper fucked here like.

Ouch, shades of Shearer and Lee.

One more please Spurs. Cheers.

That'll do.

Has Bridcutt even touched the ball yet?