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Ah, didn't know that. That would join a few of the dots.

Bit random.

If he moves anywhere he'll go to somewhere like Milan or Juve.

Blatter's news conference today man. Is there a more detestable person in football?

Light years ahead of what we've currently got but it's not going to happen in a million years. Not, in any way, realistic in any shape or form.

Honestly don't know how some journos get away with it. Estimating that nearly 90% of the shit they churn out is bollocks and they still have deluded pricks licking their hoops on twitter etc. They lie to sell papers. They know next to nothing. Can't think of another profession where they'd be tolerated, let alone prosper. Scum of the earth.

Wasn't this the Modric brothers plan all along? Use Spurs as a stepping stone to a genuinely big club.

You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality. Can't take the credit unfortunately.

If he knows we're signing Cabaye, he'll realise we are looking to be fairly ambitious next season. That puts us ahead of Everton I would have thought. If Arsenal were genuinely interested he wouldn't even be giving us the time of day. He'll also know Tiote. That should work in our favour but there are loads of factors that will come into it. Hopeful he signs but it's not the end of the world if he chooses somewhere else.

I think there will be a relegation hangover type thing going on at West Ham for the first few months. Unstable club with fans already pissed off with the players.

The only thing we can offer him that Everton can't is the fact he'll know a few of his team-mates. We may or may not be offering a bigger wage but the likes of Arsenal should blow the pair of us out of the water if they go for him.

Crash and burn.

10am on Friday 17th June, apparently. Couldn't have chosen a better day tbh.

That's thinned them out a bit.

Barton's going to talk himself out of the club if he's not careful. Or maybe that's the point?

Wont go down well with the Daily Mail though.

Pardew has said they'll make him a superb offer, or words to that effect. Don't know what constitutes superb or whether he'll sign it but he'll be offered it.

Craft > Graft. Tiote's there to put his foot in and destroy, Cabaye will keep things ticking over in the middle of the park. [/getting excited]

Knows he's on his way out of the club. He's served his purpose as far as Ashley's concerned and will be cut adrift. He had the chance to sign in January and chose not to. The club have obviously chosen to try and replace him. Wonder where he'll end up?

I know it's really promising and he's obviously a cracking player but he hasn't actually signed yet. I'll not get too carried away until I see him in our shirt.

Let's just get the cat signed first.

Fucking twitter man.

Just scored for Lorient. Not sure if that's good or bad tbh.

Good lies or bad lies?

Divide and conquer.