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Good idea.

Care to rephrase that, chap?

Always seem to remember Alan Hansen for that although I am sure everyone did it. Hansen to Grobbelar back to Hansen. To Nicol back to Hansen, who shifts it to Lawrenson back to Hansen. To Whelan back to Hansen and back to Grobbelar. Who rolls it ouzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and will fat ASh buy? Got no idea who'll be owning us in May. Don't know who we'll buy or who we'll sell. I just know we have to get promoted this season and the current set of strikers aren't good enough to perform in the Premier League.

Sherla is the best of the lot at this moment in time. If we go up, none of them would be good enough to score the goals to keep us up.

Just draw the fucking teams out man.

We'll either be at home or away. Can't decide.

It's so important that we go up this year that I hope we give a few kids a run out irrespective of who we draw. We aren't going to win it and the more games we play in it, the more tired we'll get and the more injuries and suspensions we'll pick up. Not saying I want us to lose (I'd never want that) but I won't be particularly bothered if we do go out early on. Let's win the fucking division first, eh?

Think Sky have made the right decision with the fixtures they've chosen this weekend tbh.

When does the useless knacker go back to Villa? About Boxing Day isn't it? I'll stick with 4 btw.

The noose has just tightened around Rafa's fat neck. Hope Everton kick the fucking stool from under him at the weekend.

Think we might struggle a bit. They're in form and will raise their game even more. Repeat of the QPR game possibly? I'll go for a 1-1.

6 point cushion between us and third place. Need to get that gap as big as possible and maintain it.

Very good 3 points that. Got to make sure we win the next 2 at home and we should be well clear of 3rd.

There's a really good picture of the incident kicking about somewhere. Cass Pennant is close to where it landed and mentioned it in his (shit) autobiography.

Also won the FA Cup along the way. He's a prick but he's doing the business.

Been a while since the last real spanking in the Premier League. Best league in the world, my arse. There's some utter dross in there.

That was class, I've probably told you before but I was good mates with Kenny Wor Jackie's grandad when we were kids.

I'd fancy all of those to beat us. Even after Ashley spends his annual £20m on us? It's just on wages for the likes of Butt and Geremi, but I reckon you already knew that. Actually, I don't think we're million miles away from the likes of Burnley, Hull, Wolves, Birmingham, Portsmouth and Bolton. I know we're pretty shit but they are too. Blackburn and Fulham are toss.

I'd fancy all of those to beat us. Even after Ashley spends his annual £20m on us?

Have you seen the bottom half of the Premier League? Jesus wept, it's dreadful.

Just relieved that Capello has a fully functioning brain and 2 eyes. Owen won't get near the WC squad.

I wouldn't trust the England back 5 to hold out in a really big game. Going forward we're good put I don't think we're good enough at the back to go on and win it. Boring, but Spain or Brazil.

1 win in 10 now for fat Raf.

At the time it seemed like a good deal for all concerned. We got a lot of money for him, he got his move to London and West Ham got legs in midfield. Little did they know those legs were made from pipe-cleaners like...