midds

West Ham spunking circa £115,000,000 on Maguire, McTominay and JWP would be simultaneously utterly abysmal and absolutely hilarious. Textbook definition of selling their crown jewel and replacing it with 3 from the Argos catalogue

Tell you what mind: "PEWWER"

'name's on the Cup marra'

They'd be the first to take the piss and criticise if we went big for the likes of Kane and M'bappe. We stick to the rules, sign promising young talented players to legitimately strengthen the squad, all sensible and fairly modest and we still get criticised. I'm beginning to think that no-one likes us very much these days...

Crewe. Jesus 8th August and potentially 'focusing on the league marra'

Anyone quoting that mess is getting a 24h'er

Serious question - why doesn't their (minted) owner seem to not want to put a single penny into his club to push it forward? I understand they've got a model blah blah blah but what's the point of being wealthy if he has no intention of spending anything? Even a few million per year pumped into things would help? He's literally sitting on his hands and watching his club almost compete

Do like the fact we've finished preseason with a couple of clean sheets, I know it's only friendlies and they don't mean much but it's nice that we've tightened things up in the last few games. They're there to get fitness up obviously but the unit will benefit from a bit of confidence that shutting the opposition out brings. We're in good shape and that's good as we have a tough start, bring it on

13 minutes

Bang. 2

Bogarde

Haaland evens for a shot on target this afternoon at PP

Need those cunts to win tomorrow to convert Sky's £2 free bet acca into £33. It's started already

Got a feeling we're going to get hammered for cards all season. Probably a bit of paranoia but it feels like these adjustments to the rules have almost been written by refs in order to fully punish us for the shithousing. They'll not even think twice now as they've got the new guidelines to hide behind

Doesn't have the right torso

I'd also like them to trial playing on while a player is down with a (minor) injury. No reason to stop the entire game if someone needs their knee or ankle checking for 30 seconds or whatever. Obviously if it's genuinely serious then play stops and the player gets the help they need but if that's the case then the rejoin the game after a mandatory 5 minute off the park for treatment. If they need a sub then that happens immediately and play restarts asap. Incidents like Eriksen are thankfully very, very rare and that type of thing is the exception clearly.

If they were serious about cracking down on the abuse of officials by managers then they should have dragged Klopp over the coals for what he did last season. But he got a slap on the wrist instead... I'd like to see us register Tindall as a sub, pretend he's coming off the bench to play and have exactly the same conversations with Howe

Just have the chat in the dugout instead

Apologies. It's been brewing a few days

Ashley selling removed his safety net and he knew immediately that he was utterly fucked. New owners would have expectations of competence and ability and he knew he was failing miserably and would be found out immediately in the most embarrassing way possible. So he holds his hands up and 'offers' himself up before he's found out and binned like birdshit from a windscreen. Begging to be sacked whilst pocketing £8m in the process, all under the guise of wanting what's best for the club. I buy all of that actually, it's him down to a tee - fucking pathetic, useless, disingenuous, lying manipulative and gormless piece of fucking shit. He's been absolutely shown up by Howe since he took over Bruce's shambles. And he's still trying to spin it so he's the good guy. Except no cunt has fallen for it, every cunt has seen him for exactly what he is. He just needs to disappear so the fans can forget he ever existed, he doesn't even deserve to be remembered ffs

Martial. Never mind

Fifty million, down the drain iirc

Spot on. No malice against him personally, probably a canny enough bloke but just not good enough. That Brentford goal had me fucking steaming for hours, similar to Clark's red against Norwich tbh. The tv nearly went through the window on both occasions.

Same knee as his ACL?