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Firmly in the 'prefer not to move but realistically we might need to' camp. A nice compromise that's been mentioned is to buy Leazes Terrace and convert it into a club museum with SJP. Rebuild the East stand to incorporate the whole thing into the ground and get as many corporate boxes in there as possible. Next step would be to do the Gallowgate up to L7 and by the time that all happens then safe standing ratio of 1:1 will change to 1:1.8 as it is in Germany iirc. More capacity, more tickets, more boxes, more matchday income. No idea if that's possible but I think that would be my Plan A

He generally stood out in an average team playing in a lower league. What are they going to learn if he goes back to the exact same team in the exact same league? They need to get him into a proper league tbh

Create it and link it fam

Was hoping for Dan Neil but I suppose Tonali would be a decent signing too.

Sandro coming back to Newastle? Marjorie will be happy enough

That's an outrageous goal. Absolutely mint

Genuinely have no idea how people manage to continue to post so much when literally nothing has happened for weeks I get it's all speculation and it's harmless etc but there's virtually nothing to discuss atm

Should be yet another cracker of a game tonight. Really looking forward to it

It's almost as if they feel obliged to reinforce the distinct separation between the club and PIF

The King himself

I went to Flamingoland once so I'm currently ripping my toenails out with some pliers as penance

He's definitely itching to get the word 'debut' in there too...

Spent a few days there about 20 years ago and it was one of the worst places I've ever been tbh. You'd need to pay me to go back. This could be connected to visiting the place the evil cunt I was shacked up with at the time however in fairness

Feels like another Isak moment. Completely out of the blue and wildly ambitious. Knew McTominay was a distraction all along

Why would you have one variable scale increasing and the other decreasing? Sick cunts.

Yeah, we're all huge fans of that shit over here

Any possibility Strawberry Place could close as a road and the stadium and the newly bought land just blend into 1 area? They close it for gigs for hours on end and people managed to navigate a different route, is it possible to do it permanently?

Yeah, I'm pretty much here too. Football-wise he looks like exactly the sort we'd be after but if there's any truth or substance to these awful tweets/opinions then I don't think we'd bother. It's either a random report about player X signing for club Y or it's legit or they've ratfucked him and he's clean enough.

Agree with the 'tall Willock' comparison, looks mobile, big, nice feet and still young. He'll not be the finished article obviously but £15mish is about the going rate for a squad player. He'll be developed and improved and he'll hold his value if it ultimately doesn't work out. He's the first squad improvement player, literally Hayden/Hendrick out and this lad in. More please, Edward

Scotteth Minteth surely? Imagine Mike Tyson trying to say that

Know absolutely nothing about this skillful fuck

Think it was straight after Leicester? Or maybe I just heard what I wanted to hear

Getting top 4 felt massive to the entire club, like a genuinely game-changing success and put us way ahead of schedule as acknowledged by Howe. I just don't see us NOT taking advantage this summer by going pretty big and trying to cement top 5 or 6 next season too. I'd expect most of the dollar to be spent from July onwards (next accounting year I think?) and they can concentrate on growing the income to compensate in the future. £140m+ net

Dare I even ask about long sleeved versions?

Sharp as a dart that. Amazing how just having the sponsor the same colours as the shirt ties it all together. Might even buy one tbh