David Icke - Son of God

Ach, that's nothing. Hamann got a copy of Mein Kampf, ffs. Purely banter, like. Duncan Ferguson didn't see the funny side of receiving a prison uniform.

Dont like the sound of this. Just confirms what most people have said: there's a lot of work before he's gonna be anyway near the LB we want or need. Potential again. Not entirely surprising - he's a 20 year old kid.

It's not hard to get ahead of Karelse or Caig. Lionel Perez on the other hand? He'll struggle to match him.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=623206 Fuck me. I can't tell whether they're trying to make themselves feel better or they genuinely believe it.

Levy doing his best impression of Dick Turpin?

Peter Crouch - the 6 foot 7 inch target man who shrinks to about 5 foot 1 when asked to head the ball.

I've just did a genuine LOL.

Is he still here??? Thought we flogged him ages ago. Can't get rid of the lad. Cheers, Dennis.

Bizarre, isn't it? He made his name as a left back yet people are pissing themselves over which is his favoured foot.

I imagine they'll be on SSN soonish, since the fella who has apparently got them works for a company that provides SSN with video.

He's a striker that doesn't score goals.

No, he's utter shite and we'd do well to avoid him.

Sky are saying Fulham are in for Muntari.

Inochi :fwap:

RIP Haris

Wouldn't it be mint if Mike Ashley just died.

One day we'll get a home draw. One day.

Stupid cunt.

That's not strictly true. He was brilliant under Hughton, when he left his form dropped.

Gordon is so world class that they wont give him a new contract and he can't get a game

Ive seen him play, albeit not for us He is distinctly average and will have some games where he is torn a new arsehole! Yeah, I'm just going to ignore you from now on.

Great to see some of our lot writing off the first choice left back of the number one international side in the world before we've seen him play for us.

It's not a case of him being fit or not, it's a case of us trying to play him "off the shoulder" of Best or Shola when he's your archetypal goal poacher. Get him in the box and he'll score goals, ask him to drop back and create stuff and he'll look about as useful as a chocolate teacup. He doesn't fit into our style of play.

He's probably the best fit when it comes to strikers on the books at the moment because he's capable of holding the ball up better than Ba and Shola.

He's barely played in 18 months for fucks sake