David Icke - Son of God

I fully expect them to but it's the fact they believe we'll be utterly distraught if they do so Survival was always the aim this season. I expected Sunderland to be battling in the top six or seven. Even if they steamed away from us in the final half a dozen games or so it wouldn't dampen my enjoyment of this season whatsoever. The fact they'd class finishing ahead of us as a victory shows how piss poor they've been.

I've just had a browse on the SMB and fuck me, it's even better than usual! There are daft lads revelling in the fact their run in is better and ergo they should finish above the recently promoted Newcastle United One of them even had the temerity to claim that we'd be satisified by our season if we finished 19th so long as they were 20th. It's like reading the natterings of the labotomised. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=582028

I sent them an email asking why I'd heard nowt and got the following response:

I loved the way he celebrated as if he'd just won a lifetime membership at California Tan.

Considering we've only finished in the top 10 50% of the time we've spent in the Premier League I think it's a decent aim.

Regardless fo debt £35 million was a very good deal. How we spend that is the issue.

He obviously hasn't been on here. What? That's the general running theme of this forum Jumping, apparently.

Christ, I'd give my single pube to have Ketsbaia in the dugout at St James' Park.

Since when have the Irish been British?

Name change to Fat Rabbi

There's a good thread on Skyscraper City about what was dubbed the "Number 1 St James' Park" development under Shepherd. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/throwaway/stjames.jpg http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/8683/010278316948400ax7.jpg http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/4177/010278316948600ue9.jpg http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/345/010278316948700se7.jpg http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=458915

Aye, it was initially the brainchild of Shepherd, MGM and the council during the whole super casino stuff. I've no idea how this works but how come Llambias is now director? Is it possible MGM Grand Newcastle was part of the deal for the club?

If you're talking about where the old supporters club stood the club has owned that for a while. It was part of the initial MGM Grand casino/conference centre/hotel plans. There was going to be new buildings on the Metro station car park, the aforementioned supporters club site and the multi-story car park out the back of the Leazes.

I read an interview with him a few weeks ago which painted a fairly bleak picture. His hip is more or less fucked. He can either have an operation which may sort it out but may also render him unable to walk or he can spend the rest of his life in constant pain.

A story about Tiote from another website: "At about 4:30pm Cheick (and Ranger, but this is his only appearance in the story) are in a well-known electronics store in town just after signing his new contract, he proceeds to spend 5k on a brand new sound system. So after packing it all up for him one of the lads asks if he has any idea how to set it all up, obviously he doesn't so one of the lads says he'll set it up for him if he comes back just after 5pm. Cheick returns just after 5 and a few lads go back to his house in jesmond to set the gear up for him. After it's done he asks them if they play Fifa, they do so Tiote and the lads have some(a couple of bottles apparently) wine and play fifa. about 10 Tiote decides they he's going to have to go to bed as he has traning in the morning, so they bet on the last fifa game that if they win they get some free Newcastle stuff.(it was a draw) but Tiote gives them Shirts, boots, tracksuits etc anyway. They leave as its only 10 they end up in a bar in Jesmond. About 30 mins later Tiote shows up unannounced with a sharpie and signs all the stuff for them before going back home."

Under Hughton you got the feeling that progress was being made. Even bad results could be forgiven because the spirit was so good around the team you genuinely felt that we'd be okay. Under Pardew I feel the complete opposite.

They didn't wake up until the third goal. When their fans did sing they were loud but they were dreadful today. We outsang them for the majority of the game. Stoke use microphones to make the crowd louder, hence the reason it goes from pin drop silence to a wall of noise at the click of a finger.

Rangers fans sung it for Cuellar. Ourselves, Man United, Villa, Everton all knicked it.

I wouldn't trust our fans to pick something which wasn't gaudy tat.

Do the counters get reset in three games time then? Does it then become a one match ban? April 10 it gets wiped.

There's nothing I can do about it so I've just stopped worrying. I'd love him to stay but if he doesn't we'll just have to move on. I'd much prefer it if he went abroad, I couldn't cope with him going to Spurs or Liverpool and getting wanked over every week by the pundits who have more or less ignored him because he's played for us. Tbf, they're not really ignoring him these days. Every pundit wanks over him now. Not to the OTT extent they would if he was tearing up and down the left at Anfield.

There's nothing I can do about it so I've just stopped worrying. I'd love him to stay but if he doesn't we'll just have to move on. I'd much prefer it if he went abroad, I couldn't cope with him going to Spurs or Liverpool and getting wanked over every week by the pundits who have more or less ignored him because he's played for us.

Barton and Deacon?

I don't like the idea of a new kit every season. I hope we keep this years effort for the rest of the Puma deal.

Decisions, eh?