David Icke - Son of God

Under-the-table player recruiting (ie. tapping-up) goes on in the dressing rooms of the international squads imo. It's the first port of call, and the most accessible way to unsettle a possible recuit. A refocused & better performing French team, under the spotlight of the Euros, will attract plaudits & greater interest in the clubs' assets. Particularly the next generation of potential stars, even those on the fringe of the 1st team too. The asking price will reflect this (if there are no exploitable clauses etc) and whether or not Ashley is prepared to cough-up an undiscounted rate is another matter. Didn't N'Zogbia big us up to Cabaye? I'm certain they had an international match just after it was announced he was moving to us and Zog tweeted he'd been talking us up to him.

Francis Jeffers is the main one on so many levels. Not only is he shite but if we pulled the deal off then we wouldn't have got Bellamy.

They're on some run of form, like. I hate Wigan, such a nothing club, but I have loads of respect for Martinez. Cracking manager who plays football the right way.

Bumping this to help get everyone excited about potential European away days next year!

Having watched him flap like fuck at absolutely everything that came near him in preseason I'm surprise it's as high as £2 million.

I thought Wise tried to engineer the move to Feyenoord that summer and the board pulled it at the last minute to try and placate Keegan.

£65k a week

Besty back in full training? Shit just got real.

I'd love Ba to stay but I wouldn't begrudge him a move to his boyhood club. If he does leave then I'm confident we'll replace him adequately.

Neither can I. I can only guess that people on here are horrendous fucking drama queens.

Pards strikes me as a man who indulges in at least two heavy lovemaking sessions a day. Three on a Sunday. Craig David wrote Seven Days about Alan Pardew #AlanPardewFacts

They're complete fuckwits.

I have oodles of sympathy with them for what happened at Hillsborough and the subsequent cover up and I do hope that the families get justice but I think it's extremely unhealthy to hold a yearly service in the manner in which they do. From a personal point of view I think that an all Merseyside cup semi would be a much more fitting tribute to those who lost their lives. I've absolutely no idea why they're flying off the handle because Alan Davies dares to express a differing opinion mind.

To be fair he's a 19 year old lad. I was a bit of a cunt when I was 19 and I didn't have to put up with people pestering me for photos, autographs etc. all the time. He'll grow up.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-Hatem-Ben-Arfa-says-his-ego-saved-him-from-religious-cult-as-refused-to-kiss-feet-of-leader-article854511.html#.TxSw7mZONkQ.twitter “I am a moderately practising Muslim. I don’t eat pork, but I’ll drink alcohol at times - and I love chasing girls!

The Blackburn goal was better, but because it was the FA Cup third round and only seen by one ITV camera man it doesn't count. This was pretty special though.

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Seriously? I was there last season and we sold our section out, it was fucking heaving. They only managed 619 last year, wouldn't be surprised if it was the same this year.

It'd have to go some way to better his performance against Man United but it wasn't far off.

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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18115019.jpg I don't think they've really got the hang of this, like

Whey, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... http://memegenerator.net/Mag-Logic

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/891549-sunderland-fan-peter-copeland-avoids-jail-for-racist-tweets-about-newcastle-united-striker-demba-ba

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