David Icke - Son of God

Best, Simpson, the tea lady.

I'd try and go with a fairly strong squad with the odd bairn thrown in. Something like: Krul Santon - Coloccini - Williamson - Fergie Gutierrez - Abeid - Vuckic Marv - Cisse - HBA

I cannit see Saylor playing for us ever again after that.

Why the fuck were Llambias and Pardew sat next to one another at last night's LMA awards getting along famously if that's the case?

I'd be a bit disappointed if that was the case. Mother insults are so passé.

Cabs probably told him he'd bucked his wife

Hardly the crime of the century but I hope Pardew has given him a good talking too. I know their ballboy was being a dick (I wish ours were a bit more like Everton's if I'm honest) but he should know better. That said the matter should've been closed when Cabaye went over to the lad at half time and apologised. If Cahill's hissy fit was because of this incident then I really think he needs to take a look at himself too. It'd been over an hour since it happened, the referee had dealt with it (not worthy of a card, which shows how much of a bloody non-event it was) and no other Everton player seemed to be that upset about it, the last thing the game needed was that nasty bastard stirring shit up again.

They're fucked.

Hideous tackle. Could've so easily snapped him in two.

Any pubs in town showing this?

If we sign Debuchy spunk would literally fire out of my japs eye. Crazy, I know.

Either we're missing something or nee cunt actually watches us

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I'd be sad to see Best go.

Almost as good as "Fernando Pancrate...I divn't kna his propa name". Almost

I'd love to see us do the booing every single game. Make SJP a proper fortress. It was ear-splitting towards the end of the first half and it clearly got to them.

I nearly got a bit unmanly during the lap of honour when it became clear he was waving bye-bye Lovely man and a great player. I don't think I've celebrated a goal like I did his against WBA in the Championship. Hope he finds a club at Championship level because he'll tear it up.

Good luck http://answers.bettor.com/images/Articles/thumbs/extralarge/Neil-Lennon-thinks-Martin-ONeill-should-manager-Sunderland-116123.jpg

He's my player of the season. Play everywhere but in goal and done so with a smile and some style. Fucking love it if he scored the goal at Goodison which took us to the CL.

Immense again today. He had that little dip in form around Feb-March but he has been a fucking machine since then.

He needs a song. Like, now.

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!"

Done a lot of good work for the SBR Foundation, so it's great to see him show up.

I think he's suggesting that the Sun journalist interviewed someone with a French accent rather than Ba himself

The boundaries of County Durham and Northumberland are redrawn willy nilly depending on their argument. It's quite amazing