David Icke - Son of God

I dunno man, it does sound damn cruel when put like that. His dive was awful but I don't dislike him like some do on here.I will always be thankful for his performances in the championship and the £35m. His mistake is plain to see and that's painful enough for the lad without us crucifying him, I took pleasure in almost everything today but not his tunnel exit I was willing to give him leeway. Not after that dive. What good is saying "I'll not celebrate if I score" if you're quite willing to cheat to win a penalty?

I can't remember ever seeing a player rape Enrique like HBA did today. He made an absolute mockery of him.

Absolutely nee Mackem understands the offside rule. Cisse's first last week and Cisse's second this week have been, by the letter of the law, completely fine yet on both occasions they've had hissys.

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Sounds like his approach to fanny. Textbook

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Souness did a lot of radio talk-ins on BBC Newcastle, almost all of which descended into farce after a few minutes as everyone who rang up wanted to know why he'd dropped Robert

Worth keeping due to the fact he can allegedly play in about half a dozen positions.

I quite like rewatching Raylor's goal against the Mackems, if not for the strike then the absolutely mental celebrations behind the goal. Always nice to see our fans jumping about like loons and remember that somewhere in that mass of bodies I was splayed across about three rows being hugged by massive bloody bald bloke.

Guthrie? Simpson?

Moyes had them figured out. Could've been four or five had Mignolet not been in decent form.

It's like the spacker version of Eurovision.

I'm not sure. I think in that instance the cup place would go to the next highest league qualifier (sixth basically) as qualifying through the FA Cup trumps qualifying through the League Cup. Same would happen if Sunderland played Chelsea in the final and lost, presuming they finish fifth. The only way they could qualify is either if they won it or if they were losing finalists against Spurs.

Got more sauces than Heinz yee like. Unless it's the same bloke every time. This is a woman which, for anyone with a knowledge of SAFC's previous directors, should give away who it is.

The reason it took so long for the SoL to stage concerts had absolutely nothing to do with Newcastle Arena and the Geordie Mafia (an absolutely mental suggestion on so many levels. I don't have time to pick it apart at the moment) and had everything to do with gig promoters refusing to believe until recently there was a market for a stadium venue in the North East. They had been trying to arrange concerts for years but the major promoters suggested that venues in the North West were better suited. Unfortunately for us (from a commercial POV anyway) the Mackems are now well in bed with promoters and will make a fair whack off gigs for the foreseeable future. My source - one of their recently departed directors.

Maths isn't their strong point tbh.

I assume they wanted Campbell reporting for acting like a bellsniff when they scored against us, since they're classy and everything.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=686053&page=3#ixzz1qE3Yh6wc My word, signs of intelligent life on RTG! Absolutely astonishing that thread. Amazing scenes. One wrongcock is having an eppy because he said "we've been awesome all season" rather than "the players have been awesome all season". A clear indication of Pardew's arrogance apparently I also liked "the defence launch the ball like a champagne cork", because obviously all three of our goals yesterday were route one

I think we were one of the form teams in the league come the end of the season. Some cracking performances, particularly the 4-1 at WHL.

Cisse and HBA have a bit of the Cole and Beardsley about them.

Would've preferred Santon RB and Fergie LB but that'll do.

I don't think it's the inclusion of Santon many of us have an issue with

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Why would Chelsea want Krul? Cech is relatively young for a goalkeeper, Hilario has just signed a new deal and Courtois looks like an absolute fucking beast. If they want to waste a £10 million they can have Ranger.