Spider Jerusalem

Need to get a foreign coach in just so in the first session they look at this fraud and say 'What the fuck?' and bin him - a bit like when Keegan came back and was the first manager we had that saw straight through Shola.

The last manager we sacked was Hughton, allegedly for backing the players on a bonus that they were owed by the fat man. A manager who was popular with the players and fans who was performing better than the clowns we've had for the last four seasons. Go figure that one out.

10 - clueless on the touchline and gutless on the field.

That was the tactic that got the smogs to a Euro final and Schteeve ultimately to the England job.

Since Scheeve will still be manager I'm guessing it will be more of the same shit.

I'd take Kinnear back.

Get Perez on now you useless fucking cunt.

Fucking useless cunt can't do anything right.

You don't really need to be great to beat us away. Just turning up seems to be all the opposition require at the moment.

Only Newcastle! Moyes, Rodgers, Rafa and Mourino all available. Linked with Redknapp!

Niche Sub Genre 😀

Have you been watching for the last four years?

That plan of protecting the 3 - 0 is working out well then.

Striker for a striker. Utter fucking charlatan. Keep this cunt as manager and we fucking deserve to get relegated.

Fucking coward.

At what point does a humping become a fisting?

Mitro makes that challenge and it's a red card and a penalty.

Wehhey, Jogback just what as need tonight. The north east hide and seek champion.

It's been like that for years the be honest.

Should have taken your brolly you fucking cunt.

He's blown his chance, we've signed Mechack Kanda on loan from Gateshead now. I'm much happier with that move. 😀

When the TV refs will end up being total bellends like Howard Webb, I don't think we'll be seeing the end of controversial decisions, just 'better' decisions for the top teams.

It hasn't even been worth chucking a sneaky tenner on us going down, the odds have been that shit for us all season.

Nah, got the horse, put it at the front but the guy chosen to be in the driving seat thought the best motivation was to starve the poor beast before shooting it through the head and he still can't work out why it's going nowhere.

What could they have possibly seen from Colback and Anita as a partnership to think it was worth continuing with after a couple of matches, never mind half a season.