Spider Jerusalem

No booking again.

Tiote's a complete fucking imbecile.

Powered us through the last ten minutes. Everything seemed to be coming through him.

Would have been man of the match if Wijnaldum wasn't so good. Great work from Perez as well.

Went for the pass back with players in front of him. When he couldn't manage that he made room for himself to acheive it. Awful 'footballer'.

The best and worst of Sissoko on display in one 45 minute spell. Need to get Tiote off as fast as possible, has been totally ineffective apart from making Colback look better than him

Fucking complete garbage.

0 - 3. Patented NUFC no show against so called weaker opposition.

No worries. Mbemba at RB and the proven Williamson Colo partnership in the centre. We can even go back to the floated set penis routine as well.

Was fucking itching to give them those two free kicks. Atkinson should never be allowed to ref us after the Ben Arfa shambles. Cunt.

Not sure about three at the back, but would Sissoko and Wijnaldum be any worse than the alleged defensive pairing of anonymity we've had so far. Wouldn't happen though as I'm worried that we're still in the position with a manager needing the undroppable Colback being more English than the other two.

I appreciate the usual Kaka craziness but Riviere is injured He'd still be a better option than Cisse at the moment.

He's already subbed everyone else around him, can't see him dropping anyone before the shitcunt.

But then we'd have a central midfield of Colback and Sissoko, with The Mekon on the right wing.

Nil - something

Exactly the same problems with our 'team' as last year. Can't defend, can't score, negative failure manager from the lower leagues, Colback guranteed to start AND finish games. The only difference is that there are not three teams as bad as Newcastle, never mind worse to keep them up.

Howay Carroll, four minute hat trick. Put these fucking wasters to the sword.

And Colback stays on.... Is this cunt after the payoff five games in?

I'll call your Cabaye, and raise you a James Perch.

Schteve's schaepegoet already.

It's getting ridiculous now. If he got sent off tonight we'd register Jock Ballsack before the weekend.

Why the cunting fuck did we hire this guy. Still as shit as the Carver team.

Fucking pathetic

That was when he ruled himself out of taking the job and got derided by the media because they thought he was a trumped up League 2 manager with delusions of grandeur after having a fluke season.

England must be the best team in the world then. Even though they're only just the best team in England.