Spider Jerusalem

Was surprised not to see a card for that one it was such an awful challenge. Ref did well as he'd failed to spot a push on Colback a second before, but was all over Anita before the Arsnal player had managed to hit the floor.

Booking surely!

Newcastle tackle + Arsenal over reaction = card. Every fucking time.

Mariners a cunt, backed up by the fucking commentating team of cunts

Completed 25 of 28 passes. I didn't see the first half but was good in the second IMO as was Anita In a black and white world stats like completion rate are wonderful, but when those alleged 3 misplaced passes have set up opportunities for the opposition and broke up good attacking moves, while the greater percentage of completed passes are backwards or sideways completion stats are fucking useless to show a player's effectiveness.

Tiote on. Bollocks.

Colback has been fucking abysmal in that half. The fact that Obertan has been our worst player is a major achievement in shittyness.

Get the alien and the day walker off the fucking field. Manures best defensive midfield team today.

Fucking Colback (again)

Howay man the expected pass from Perez was difficult for Colback. He would have had to pass it forwards into space.

Mata with a blatant trip there. Won't even get a talking to.

Wanker ref evening it up with that yellow card. Can't challenge in the manure box you know.

why on earth would they think thats a good idea Because one of them is Michael Owen. Never know when he'll pick up an injury.

Within one minute and thirty seconds. An obsession the mackems would be proud of.

I could live with that. Dump Obertan as well and I'd be extatic!

Aye, both we're abysmal.

Strange, because the people watching the match in the pub i was at yesterday seemed to think he was pretty shite.

The English players get a rough ride is a load of bollocks that has crept up for years in support for many poor to average players who have eventually left for greater pastures in the lower leagues.

Portugal keeper wearing comedy ginger beard to put off opposition.

'Ipswich Town want £10million for Ipswich Town defender Tyrone Mings' according to the chronic.

DNA stat too low, got to be in the 90s no matter the gingerness. A forrin ginger would be around 15 to 20 for DNA. Apart from our northern neighbours of course.

Didn't he use all three subs against us around half time, getting the inevitable injury after that in the FA Cup one year. Still, chalk one up on the lessons learned board.

Just watch it live, some hilarity will occur.

Must be upset that his favourite ball bag is being usurped. Can't remember seeing anything as negative from him regarding Carvdew.

We're on TV a lot as 'the opposition' to take a good kicking and provide goals for Sky / BT.