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I love these reports just for the juxtaposition of the matter-of-fact legalese and the pure radge torrent of filth in the middle of it. "Mr Shelvy is indeed bald."

Oldschool Monty Magpie is the most dapper fucker around, the perfect gentleman in his top hat but you can just see from the glint in his eye that he could fuck you right up with one twist of his wrist.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/nufc-fans-join-standing-ovation-12484810#ICID=FB-Chron-main Clearly really tragic for everyone involved, but the applause on X minute is getting over the top now.

I've never met a mackem in real life that was anything like the denizens of RTG.

There's a difference between losing your mind over some random piece of completely unsubstantiated tabloid scuttlebutt and being concerned by "Club's official media partner suggests proven idiot owner is imposing exactly the same idiotic rules he has with other managers".

Pro Evo 2011 goal.

Mint

Is he allowed to ref other teams' matches when he's not playing for Man U?

https://twitter.com/ThePLZone/status/821365276025438209

Rafa Benitez responds to reports Mike Ashley is taking a closer role in transfers http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-responds-reports-mike-12466747#ICID=FB-Chron-main

http://i.imgur.com/S2mYMmJ.jpg Looks like the entrance to a particularly wank nightclub or casino. Come to Juventus this Saturday, trebles for doubles and Wee Willy on the mic!

In case he gets injured or in case he does a racism? Have Birmingham got any Moroccans?

You can't really blame us though, the amount of bad stories that turned out to be true Younger signings with potential being a priority is fine. Ashley asserting it as an unbreakable rule and overriding Rafa's judgement is not. So it depends how it's being implemented.

Remember when we all laughed at the media shit-stirring and making stuff up about Keegan being unhappy?

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Kevin Nolan appointed as manager of Notts County.

OPTA STAT BLAST - One criminal charge for every 2.08 career goals.

http://www.football365.com/news/merses-british-boss-rant-ii-what-about-thierry-henry

Has he turned up an hour early, stayed behind at the end, or is it half way through the first half?

Isn't making cereal box and tinfoil FA Cups to wave around the kind of thing fans of clubs from the 5th tier do when they're just really excited to be in the 3rd round?

Find it difficult to believe they'd put our replay on TV considering what a footballing feast the original fixture was.

Use match thread now please, ladies and gentlemen. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98474.0.html

Why haven't we kicked off yet? Who's this clown on the PA, sounds like a carnie at the Hoppings.

Looks like an experiment along the lines of the one that fucked up Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

Birmingham: Legzdins, Spector, Shotton, Robinson, Grounds, Kieftenbeld, Gleeson, Davis, Fabbrini, Adams, Jutkiewicz Subs: Kuszczak, Tesche, Cotterill, Brown, Stewart, Dacres-Cogley, Morrison NUFC: Sels, Yedlin, Hanley, Lascelles, Haidara, Anita, Colback, Tiote, Lazaar, Murphy, Mitrovic. Subs: Darlow, Dummett, Clark, Hayden, Gouffran, Ritchie, Gayle. Referee: Neil Swarbrick (Lancashire) Attendance: 13,171 Final score: 1-1 6' Murphy 42' Jutkiewicz Booked: Hayden Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98474.msg6247314.html#msg6247314 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.