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Well that was a horrible weekend. Drank too much, had too much aggro. Absolutely hanging today.

Might as well lump on us going down, because there are no goals in this side at all.

Wow, we are fucking dire.

"You're the Aldi Jurgen Klopp" and "Shannon Matthews, she's under your bed" are the most inventive chants I've heard so far. I presume she was from Huddersfield. We also keep singing about Andy O'Brien for some reason.

Alice in Groomingland is in the Beast Market. Not making this up. https://imgur.com/rUGvND2

https://imgur.com/TDX44Ia

Just found this photo from 1am on my phone after taking that one. https://imgur.com/JDhkhxO

Must have done https://imgur.com/vkly7KP

I'm horribly hungover in the Boy and Barrel. The establishment opposite is called Alice in Groomingland.

Furry pride.

Just about to set off. CentrAle in central station gave us 10% off our train beers cos we're going to the march, which is nice. Got a selection of crafty cans.

Fantastic work again Will never stop donating to these guys.

Well it's a venomous pain in the cunt because now I have to keep checking my watch.

Exactly, Alli is a cunt, but if someone stands on your ankle in front of the ref you're going to go "Uh, send him off aye?" Just pointless ill discipline from someone who was meant to be the captain.

Why have they taken the digital clocks out of the corners? To stop us doing minute related applauses?

One of the main ways you can tell this year's Taiwan fake from the real one is that the fake has a proper embroidered puma logo and the real one has a cheapo iron-on plastic one.

Monumentally thick cunt. Basically the same kind of thing as when two players go head to head and one pushes their forehead at the other one. Soft as shit, thick as shit, because you're always going to get a red.

At the game and probably drunk because I think we're doing canny. Do we look that bad on the telly?

Chants of "It's tragic, you know, nobody wants Sissoko".

Anyone see any obvious problems here? Anyone who's not going to play? Fallen out with their manager? Handed in a transfer request? Gone to jail? Listed as a midfielder but been playing in nets? Just massively shit? height=700http://i.imgur.com/XRtnw2x.png[/img]

"Honestly, you complain when I don't feed the baby, you complain when I feed the baby nails, you're just never happy." It's true though. A lot of fans feel they need to be spoken to by the club on a regular basis. They need statements and what-not on the regular. The Chronicle love to trot that one out, that the club are silent...then the Owner talks, and that little Hamster faced Twat Mark Douglas comes out and stirs the pot about him talking. Because he says stupid things

Stuff like this

"Honestly, you complain when I don't feed the baby, you complain when I feed the baby nails, you're just never happy."

https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/896015230525984770