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Great own goal by the mackems. EDIT: May not have been an OG, difficult to tell if it was the defender's head or Gabbiadini's hand.

Yo, I'm Royston Drenthe, Check my length, Scored nine goals now I'll score a tenth, Playing football was my strength But you can bank my flow's intenth.

Unfortunately "The best you can get" has never been Ashley's business motto, it's "Will Hi-Tech do?"

http://i.imgur.com/T8nOANN.png

How many clubs does he have to go through before they stop calling him that EDITL Wait, looks like they didn't even need to test him, the drug testing folk showed up and he fessed up.

Tested positive for coke and MDMA https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2780917/nile-ranger-drugs-cocaine-mdma-saido-berahino-confesses-suspended/

I imagine Ashley would baulk at paying more than we sold him for as a matter of principle.

Seems like if the fans and manager are happy he takes it as an indication he's been taken for a mug and he's putting too much money in.

https://youtu.be/5nYQLAFQj38?t=1m25s

Has nobody explained to Rafa that it's just media bollocks trying to stir things up? He probably just thinks it wasn't his decision because he read it in the Mirror, you know what they're like.

He was absolutely fucking wank today. Expected far too much time on the ball, was caught in possession all the time.

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Maybe he's just joined a Chinese club like when you could join Spanish club at school?

At a guess I'd say he's thinking buy players like Townsend and go up champions or don't and go up in second place.

Sure we have a back-up plan

Reading Twitter jokers have managed to get a made up rumour of a potential signing on their version on the Chronicle.

They'll be looking to sign Terry Hibbert at this rate.

Oh, they've got a drum dickhead, don't want them to win any more.

Beat Palace in the final

Not this one

Goal for Barrow! The man fell in the Jarrow Couldn't get out for shouting out Goal for Barrow!

Rotherham fans in the Charles Grey singing "Stanley d up if you 'ate Wednesday" then changed to "Stand up if you' ate Sunderland". They were really belting it out as well, dunno of they've got any beef with them or just wanted to be our football friends.

Crashed into a parked car in the early hours of the morning and ended up with the car on the roof, which suggests some excessive speed if nowt else.. His mate who was also in the car was seriously injured, not sure which of them was driving though.