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Fucking hell, Darlow's going to get us back in the EFL Cup at this rate. Hope he saves the two pens in the second half too.

wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if there was a cover up at nufc or any other club eg tomorrows mirror Chelsea will be demanding that £50k back. They have waived the confidentiality clause. Problem is that they made the payment in 2015. Looks like they are truly in the shitter, relegations likely. Don't talk shite man, relegation ffs. Greg Clarke has already said he will relegate any club that paid hush money. *Citation needed.

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That was my first thought

First 180 he's made for years. EDIT: Fuck.

Absolutely fucking diabolical. I've supported this club for 30 years, players, coaches and managers have come and gone and we've always been fucking useless at penalties.

Beamback missed our goal cos it was showing a replay of us hitting the bar.

What was that preseason tournament game where we drew on penalties? Listened to it on the radio, went to pens, was like 4-4 and the commentators were talking about who was going to take the first sudden death penalty, when the ref blew up, so there was then five minutes of them trying to clarify if that was actually the rules of the tournament and wondering why the fuck you would have penalties if the game could end in a draw anyway.

What for? Having objectionable, backward views like just about every other person of his generation? Howay, most people of about 60 aren't THAT much of a cunt.

Bennell in hospital after he was found unconscious at an address in Stevenage on Friday.

If they don't make a decision before he retires, he's basically off the hook, aye?

Mitro was dire Has his brain been jellified?

Wew. Pick that out.

Who did he think was deed?

Seems like he doesn't want to be named as yet, so we should probably respect that

Was already banned on here before he was nicked for noncery because he invaded the pitch at Darlington and punched another poster who'd been forced out of the stands by the surge.

Had part of his ear sliced off in jail, last I heard.

To be fair, I can cancel it if we don't get through but I won't be able to get it off if I leave it till after the semi to book, if we do get to the final. Plus I never use up my leave anyway and end up having to take miserable Wednesdays off in November to sit around my house on my own just to use it up at the end of the year so I don't lose it. It's still my fault it we lose to Hull though.

Booked the day of the final off work, and the day after to celebrate.

Feel like I should do some modding in this thread but no idea where to fucking start

Good work https://www.facebook.com/strictlyoffside/videos/1820523321553575/

Huddersfield being fourth and still having minus goal difference is impressive.

Didn't hear it but you've probably answered your own question, the old schoolyard chant when someone was taking a kick was "wooooah you're shit AHHHHH!" Not sure I've actually heard adults saying it before.

Those colour bar things on our keeper top are weird. Puma have given Arsenal them too. Looks like the thing on the bottom of a cereal box where they do the colour testing.

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