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Why did they zoom in on that guy? "Camera 3, do one of those things they do at the world cup where they zoom in on some fit blonde lass" "It's Derby v Newcastle, best I can do is some fat bald cunt in paedo specs" "Go with it"

Who's gonna beat him in October like?

I'm on mobile, everyone else is dead or in jail.

Please use hastily arranged match thread http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,98233.0.html

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Horwhammer.

Remy returning to Chelsea for treatment.

Oh shit, money I thought he was so fat he was walking around drinking out of a big jar of honey like Winnie The Pooh.

To be fair 'Project 17th' was incredibly enjoyable last season. Aim to finish one position above us in the standings again this season.

Hope everyone's ready for this guy to absolutely work his bollocks off for his first few games and pundits to declare Spurs have bought Moussa Sissoko European Championships Edition.

Come on then, someone photoshop a version that's all swears.

Some Spurs fan replying to every reddit post he can find about the fee saying it's only £13 million "Because Townsend and Yedlin haven't been paid for yet" Fuck kind of nonsense is this, we pay for everyone upfront anyway, don't we?

So after having a go at us for being sponsored by Wonga, they've announced a sponsorship deal with a payday loan company. A Wearside MP questions how ethical that is, which means she's a mag. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-mp-questions-sponsorship.1269126/

Jesus and Mohammed playing, hedging our bets a bit.

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/79/79518715538b9fb1b0ec7b9bfb475dc7539afda69c6c9c912515d6ea9cf67b2f.jpg

The article of that Norwich story is even worse http://www.edp24.co.uk/sport/norwich-city/was_it_player_or_was_it_fan_mystery_man_at_carrow_road_causes_twitter_storm_1_4669722

From 1999-2000 Steve Bruce wrote a trilogy of novels starring the charismatic and successful football manager Steve Barnes, who solves mysteries in his spare time. http://thesetpieces.com/features/sweeper-steve-bruce-review/

Just had this targeted ad on Facebook, how do they know? http://i.imgur.com/DSc9Ihu.png

Took Gray out for Negredo in time for this week. Make him captain next week, just in case

Licensing issues.

Rowan Atkinson looks more like Peter Beardsley than Peter Beardsley.

There's a quiz on the Chronicle site where you can see if you can work out who the fuck people are http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/monument-metro-artwork-20-years-11360986

The prop they chose for him on the mural at Monument station looks more unwise every time I pass it. http://i.imgur.com/Lg4AfLe.png

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Has the Rafa La Bamba song now just been changed from "Gini Wijnaldum" to "fuck off Wijnaldum"? Seemed to be what some folk were singing near me, which is pretty lame. Surely we've got players we can fit in five syllables. "Jam-al la-sell-is" for one, there we go.