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Shef Wed just almost committed Harry Curry apparently.

At least the poor cunts in the stadium don't have to watch extra time.

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97249.0.html

NUFC: Krul; Janmaat, Williamson, Lascelles, Mbemba; Anita, Wijnaldum; Thauvin, Sissoko, Obertan; De Jong. Subs: Elliot, Coloccini, Gouffran, Perez, Toney, Mbabu, Barlaser SWFC: Wildsmith, Palmer, Loovens, Lees, Wiggins, Sougou, Semedo, McGugan, Helan, Matias, Joao. Subs: Price, Turner, Nuhiu, Bus, Lopez, Pudil, Bannan Referee: Chris Kavanagh (Lancashire) Attendance: 33,986 Final score: 0-1 76' McGugan Booked: Matias Mbabu Sent off: Post-match reaction can be from here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97249.msg5712332.html#msg5712332 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Calm down, he might leave when we win something. Before you laugh and say it'll never happen, that includes qualifying for the Champions League.

Normally I'd demand we play our strongest team, but on their last few showings we might be more likely to win with some kids, reserves and misfits.

The derby is going to be like watching this

I know what you're saying like but it's literally stuff that gets better with a win. We're not reinventing football here, this is timeless stuff. True. Just one problem with that unfortunately

I'd hope it would get better with time, but unfortunately the lack of cohesion in the squad looked just as bad, if not worse than our first couple of games.

Was glad to see Perez in there, didn't have too many complaints before the match. I think watching yesterday made me think maybe the formation and team selection isn't as much of a problem as what seems like a chronic lack of morale, teamwork and drive amongst the players. They looked like total strangers who've never played with each other before in their life, no communication, no unspoken understanding of where to move or where to pass the ball - players feeding a ball through on the outside of a defender just as the player they were passing to checked his run and darted in to the middle, things like that. No-one was working for each other, there was no gestures of "unlucky mate" or hands up of "my fault, good idea". Conversely, the players didn't look comfortable enough with each other the criticise a wrong decision or bad pass, aside from some undirected looking at the sky. It's usually the kind of stuff I'd scoff at as being a bit David Brent, but it looks like these lads need to go and play paintball together and do some fucking trust falls or something.

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Scored his last goal for us. Even if we don't sell him in January.

Same owner responsible for devaluing the name of the club until there's no pride in playing for it, and bringing in players based on who looks like a bargain who might make us money rather than players we need to solve problems with the squad.

Put Janmaat upfront. And in midfield and defense and goal.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-admits-papiss-cisse-10087911?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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Marseille being cunts in Groningen

German TV host doesnt recognize guest Andre Schürrle and mistakes him for a Counter Strike player. Schürrle plays along. http://www.focus.de/sport/videos/was-hast-du-denn-als-fussballer-erreicht-moderatorin-erkennt-deutschen-weltmeister-nicht-und-der-reagiert-grossartig_id_4952154.html Translation:

Fifa has been plunged into fresh turmoil after new allegations of corruption at the very top of world football’s governing body. Jérôme Valcke, Fifa’s secretary general and Sepp Blatter’s right-hand man since 2007, has been accused of being implicated in a scheme to sell World Cup tickets above face value and share in the profits. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/17/fifa-jerome-valcke-world-cup-tickets

Someone on alibaba will be knocking a version up as we speak.

We're ending up in another relegation battle this season, aren't we.

Use the mach thread now please, ladies and gents http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97233.0.html

WHUFC: Randolph, Tomkins, Reid, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble ©, Kouyate, Moses, Payet, Lanzini, Sakho Subs: Spiegel, Carroll, Jenkinson, Obiang, Collins, Jelavic, Antonio NUFC: Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini ©, Haïdara, Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Thauvin, Cissé. Subs: Darlow, de Jong, Gouffran, Obertan, Lascelles, Aarons, Perez Referee: Anthony Taylor (Greater Manchester) Attendance: 34,907 Final score: 2-0 9' Payet 48' Payet Booked: Colback Janmaat Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97233.msg5701925.html#msg5701925 Television coverage: Sky Sports 1 Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

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Think modern Jose really, really cares what people think and lets people get right under his skin.