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Stoke away?

Fucking disgusting

You are fucking kidding.

Been the better team. Worried we're going to lose.

Just gonna kick fuck out of us, then?

I've ditched him this week, used the Aguero money to upgrade him to Sanchez. Which probably means he'll score a hat trick.

Ruddy's 100th Premier League game, poor bugger

Just seen some of that. Actually looks like Boroni being the most radge, runs up to him and starts shoving him in the chest going crackers. Little prick.

McClean celebrating in front of the Sunderland fans, loses his rag, stewards involved, Borini getting involved, all kicking off

Borini rubs out the referee's vanishing spray line with his foot and takes a few steps forward. What's the point in even having it?

Moaning about hand ball, if the keeper didn't drop the ball right on top of him if wouldn't have hit his arms you daft twat.

Pantilimon howler

I dunno, he comes across as more Tim Nice But Dim rather than Alan Horrible And A Cunt. Same net result though, nee goals, nee points.

Steve McClaren not worried about those who think he's wearing 'rose tinted' glasses http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-not-worried-those-10275264 I think he's wearing these

Eight games here and he's gone from talking about 8th place and a cup run (not exactly lofty ambitions in the first place) to massive parties if we get 40 points

http://talksport.com/football/steve-mcclaren-says-tim-kruls-injury-could-cost-newcastle-20-points-relegation-fight-season

Which games were we going to get these 20 points from that we're now going to lose?

Indeed. In fact I find it pretty hard to be anguished about this when we were heading down with Krul in nets anyway.

Remember last time we went down, started shit, lost Given, the rest is history.

Remember Sunderland away when they were waving brown envelopes at him and singing about his big fat head. Funny how it goes.

@richard_conway: Breaking: "UEFA Executive Committee expressed its full confidence in UEFA President, Michel Platini, and stands fully behind him." Breaking: "UEFA President will immediately take all necessary steps to appeal the decision of the FIFA Ethics Committee to clear his name." Michel Platini defying Fifa ethics committee, won't stand aside at Uefa.

Seems to be directly related to that twitter meltdown.

It's Assad situation.

Lee Congerton sounds like a fake name on a Viz letter.