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Keeper going up.

1 minute

2 minutes. Come on.

Other lad up?

shit.

Ref starting to feel sorry for them.

Are you us lot in disguise?

Stop toying with us

After the stunned silence and lack of celebration I was sure the whistle meant it had been ruled out, almost punched a horse.

Anglerangledanglemangle!

Not even Freddie Shepherd got us relegated twice like. Just saying.

Swansea looking brighter this half /strawclutch

Just looked at a live league table, due to some self-loathing of some kind I can only assume.

OK, we polled 100 members of Swansea's players, backroom staff and fans http://i.imgur.com/t8IHP.gif

Ooh, in the box indirect free kick. Don't get many of them.

Swansea look like they're on their hols already, predictably.

Got a tenner on us going down at 10/1 which I put on after the Liverpool game, does that help?

Depends if we go into the QPR looking like a team determined to win or a team terrified of losing.

Theoretically i'm sure we can still finish above Swansea can't we?? So they may appear safe but aren't mathematically so. I can get them below us in the predictor, but not down because of teams below them playing each other. Feel free to suggest scores I can change

He's shanking that pole pretty good blud.

Newcastle United.

I think Wigan have easily enough momentum to stay up now. If they draw level with us tonight on points, even if we beat QPR and they lose to arsenal they go into the last game knowing that a win will probably get them above us. By that point we'll probably be in Pardew's ideal position of being able to stay up just by not conceding *too many* goals, meaning no players will be allowed out of our own box and it'll end up another 6 or 7 nowt. My main ray of hope is West Brom beating Norwich and us getting even a draw against QPR, meaning we're just relying on the Canaries not getting anything at Man City on the last day.

Just what was said on the Guardian pod so took it as gospel. Can't be chewed to work it out, sick of looking at the table. Nobody tell them.

Come on Jones man. Ex-player curse.