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Sirs, although it may be the case that my acquaintance is indeed a pure radge daftie, I assure you that his fealty to the club and the ardor with which he provides his vocal furtherance are beyond reproach.

Yeah, just because they enjoy the match by attacking other Newcastle fans. SHAME ON YOU ALL!

Thought someone said he was one of the lads you see getting nicked on the footage anyway?

Not in the pic I don't think, Green Shirt Guy was mentioned earlier in the thread

The first time one board member's belted another then, surprised it took this long

703 posts kane2005?

I'm forseeing another season of going through periods of having to start players out of position or not having a senior defender/midfielder/striker on the bench. Sigh.

What's he wearing anyway, did he come straight from a round of golf?

How would people actually feel if we lost Tiote but got Sturridge in the process?

Or that we haven't got any back-up plan

Yep Sell someone to pay for his wages, quick!

He might fucking have to be at this rate.

Spoke to a mate of mine who was there, said it wasn't a good atmosphere from the start and it seemed depressingly inevitable it would happen, lots of people being twats. Pitch invasion was entertaining for about 30 seconds, then just pissing off, people were turning their backs on it. They should remake Death Note with Neesy as Light, no-one would ever die unless they had a name like Bob Smith.

I pledge a legions to the flag

What a bunch of little knackers. You can clearly hear some of the older heads shouting at them to get off the fucking pitch at least, charver wankers. (Talking about the .nu footage)

People made similar weak attempts at satire a few years ago "Oh no, we're dooooommmed we're gonna get relegated into the Championship, Mike Ashley doesn't know what he's doing, we're not gonna replace N'Zogbia and Milner with anyone oh nooooessss!"

If the Naylor deal is dead in the water? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7035778,00.html EDIT: Wait, he's a rightback. Sure he played on the left for Spurs reserves at one point but maybe I've had a brain failure.

Because it counts as a fantastic, endorphin releasing success if you're a person who gets their kicks from business rather than football. Buying a player for £3.5m and selling him after a season for £15m = Ashley pulls shirt over head and runs around the pitch with his arms outstretched shouting "GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!" When he's making clothes he doesn't want to win London fashion week or be acknowledged as the guy behind the most fantastic trackie-bottoms the world has ever seen, he wants to buy pants from an Indian factory for 30p a pair and sell them for £5 a pair.

Paper bollocks can be a self fulfilling prophecy though. People start talking about it, players start wondering what life would be like at the other club, agents start seeing dollar signs, potential buying club becomes more confident of doing a deal...

If this were to happen then it has to be Sturridge plus cash and we'd have to spend the cash on getting a ready-to-go replacement for Tiote. Sadly, I can imagine we'll do what we did when we wanted Johnson from City and we'll just let ourselves be fucked over, then decide we'll try and replace him with a Tiote mk2, ie a cheapo we cross our fingers and hope suddenly becomes amazing.

Bet it won't happen.

Saw some twitter bollocks about a deal for Sturridge with Tiote going the other way over the weekend I believe.

Would much rather keep him. What will we spend 1.5 million on? Cleaning the Barrack Road windows? Wages for staff at the club shop?

Wait, since when is Roger Johnson worth 7m and since when do wolves have 7m to spend on a defender?

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