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"Falling hundreds of feet to your death is a natural part of life"

Lol, do a little dance about that, samba boys

No twinkle toes run up, belt it in the corner, see?

Literally "discussing any sportwashing not related to NUFC is banned"

Also, even if it gets saved or your blast it off the bar, you look less of a prick than if you do a meandering three step mosey up to the ball and pass it harmlessly into the keepers arms.

Clean sheet for Morocco in all four games, including a penalty shoot out EDIT: oh wait, Canada

Tyldesley pronounces Hwang Hee-Chan was "Wacky Chan"

Could probably put this in basically any local rivals thread on any team's board but felt seen

Pickford save at one end, Hendo goal at the other. MLFs winning the World Cup.

Seeing as he's scored today we'll see how successful the 'Please stop singing about my cock" plea has been.

This month: Last month...

They have to do without that 18-year-old Costa Rican winger? Seems a bit unfair.

Remember someone posting a "Green With Envy" edit of that Barbara Streisand song and it's still what I hear when the actual song comes on.

Will probably get lost in England-Wales chatter but here is an absolutely insane 4-video thread of World Cup related Iranian CGI propaganda

Are the Premier League fixtures (Including our home game against Arsenal) on the 6th of May still going ahead even though all the plebs should be watching the coronation on the same day?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/24/adam-johnson-should-be-jailed-for-up-to-10-years-court-told "[Adam Johnson] continued to deny that he did anything other than kiss the teenager and disputed her two allegations of sexual offences. But on 2 March he was found guilty by a majority verdict of carrying out a sex act on her in his black Range Rover behind a Chinese takeaway in County Durham on 30 January 2015."

A Google search suggests that it's mostly Notts County Women who are referred to as the Ladypies on their official socials

Nice. See the Chronicle are now calling them the Lady Magpies or Lady Mags which is better than Ladypies which they went for previously. Or did I dream that? Seems so bad now I look at it I'm doubting myself

I have no fucking idea what at least two thirds of these advertising hordings are selling me. BYJU'S? MANGYNI? HiSense? What?

Senegal have got drums and a band.

Can't work out what Senegal's substitute mideiflder is called, but I mean he...

Looked good! Was expecting them to be outclassed but they were well organised. Didn't see much to get excited about in the U21s, one lad in midfield looked a bit tricky but that was about it. No names on shirts so wasn't too sure who was playing tbh, didn't buy a programme.

At Whitley Bay vs Newcastle U21s in the Northumberland Senior Cup quarter final. 2-0 to the Bay at half time.