BlueStar

M<an U had more captains than shots on target in this game, absolutely woeful.

"I'm gonna lose me job"

Fans who are like a massive Messi or Ronaldo fan first and foremost, above any club or national team, are so fucking weird and creepy. They're more like F1 or tennis fans where you get into this cult of personality. And it's not good enough to just have some massive man-crush on Messi you have to disparage Ronaldo as well and go to war with Ronaldophiles in the comments of everything.

Do City fans not have a better song for him than "Haaland, Haaland, Haaland"?

Christ, put Pope on a bungee cord attached to the goal like a Chain Chomp.

Norwich leading in the Fwendship Trophy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_Trophy

Like when they thought they had a special football friend relationship with Bilbao and all their fans hated us, then we played Bilbao in a friendly and they posted loads of "Howay the Lads" stuff on their socials and talked about what a great bond with Newcastle they'd formed, continuing it months later

Put it all on red twice and he could be back up to 100%.

"Nee way"

"Joey Barton has been sacked as manager of Bristol Rovers just two days after he called rival boss Steve Evans a 'fat man' and a 'weeble'." Evans must be sitting there going "Aye, weeble with a fucking job."

Lets hope the illegal bookies who were threatening leg breaks to collect debts don't come after him for grassing them up..

Palace were abysmal, they need some overseas investment I think. Or maybe we're just good at making other teams look average.

Assou-Ekotto always said he just saw it as a job and couldn't be bothered to watch or talk about football outside of his role in the team because it was like taking work home with him.

I've had to watch a few episodes in their entirety and it's not for me but then I don't think I'm the target demographic at all.

So I'm bigly into ｓｙｎｔｈｗａｖｅ and fancied that synthwavey training top so thought I'd look and see if any sellers were doing it. Didn't seem to be till I finally spotted one sole seller offering them with hardly any feedback - seemed a bit dubious but gave it a go. Few days later got a notification, your order has been refunded as the seller store has been closed. OK, nevermind. Then this turned up today, 48hr tracked delivery, mine for £0.00. Mate who ordered his direct from Castore for £50 nearly a month ago is still waiting for it to be posted.

Explains why he looks so miserable all the time. "Yeah, we won the league but I had €250,000 on us to beat Sassuolo with -3.5 handicap."

Maybe he's one of the VIPs from Squid Game.

Eats spaghetti, drinks Moretti, he loves Paddy Power.

Well it's not flying off the shelves at the moment. Or going anywhere at all, apparently.

Think he's becoming lost to time, his facebook page seems to have gone (edit: wait, here it is https://www.facebook.com/micky.allan1). Here's a few classics but I can't find the "SHEARER NONSE" banner held up at SJP at 3am.