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Get these lads signed up for the Falcons, two extra points every try.

Been watching the half time challenge lad at the Fulham game

I.. Eh?

Their women's team play at Walton Hall Park, which looks like Hillheads on the telly. How much cash would you have to put into that team to make it competitive after buying it as well?

I feel like if you used the Snapchat "Shook" filter on Almiron he'd look the same.

Half a billion dollars for that shitshow, what an absolute crease

500m

Although Man U and Leeds are showing as a double gameweek next week, that will not be the case if either side requires a replay after their FC Cup ties on Saturday. So may be worth waiting until after that to make transfers and captain selections.

I'd love to see a graph of how many times Yemen was mentioned on RTG before and after the takeover. Imagine the response a few years ago if someone on there suggested a flag surfer drawing attention to the plight of kids in the Middle East.

Seeing the Yorkshire Look North is weird because all the brandling, style, music, name etc is the same but with strangely unfamiliar scenes and presenters, it's like seeing TV from Shelbyville. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001hkqd/look-north-yorkshire-late-news-23012023

He also wrote to the wrong Look North

To be fair in this case it was for stopping the game so some woman could get medical attention rather than helping an opposing player up, or admitting a handball. Although it would have been funny if one of the players kicked off about it in such a manner anyway

"This action saw the referee issue the never-before-seen white card to both sets of staff, in recognition of their sportsmanship. The awarding of the card was cheered and applauded by the watching crowd at the Estadio da Luz. As JOE report, the white card is designed to show recognition to clubs for acts of fair play during a match, in a bid to 'improve ethical value in the sport'." Sounds like how they'd play football on Planet Softcunt.

Fucking hell. Might as well go the whole hog and come out to Children of the Night by Nakatomi like Gateshead.

Nowt about the size of his cock this time huh, strange. What tune is that meant to be sung to?

Please tell me the mackems tried to get that going and got something like "You're the shit of Tyne and Wear" in reply.

They were getting annoyed with Geordies posting screenshots on Twitter of their stupidity and ripping the piss, as far as I can tell.

Presumably he's also targeting Ronaldo on Twitter?

Why do Forest need players on loan, have they not bought like 25 players since being promoted? Suppose if they need striker cover, it would be good to loan them Wood over the alternative because then he'll be cup tied and leave them light upfront for the final

Sky has been telling me since I was 15 that Newcastle fans would rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0 so I, for one, am livid.

Was on the metro on the way back from the match and my mate text me "That guy to our left looks like an older, fatter Steve Watson." It was indeed Steve Watson.

Well this is going well