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Proposal - you should get minus one point in the Fantasy Premier League if you do a novelty celebration for a goal which is then disallowed.

Can't believe he left them on the eve of the Friendship Cup.

Got a two page spread in the programme today

NUFC: Alexander Isak SAFC: Alex Neil gets hijacked

Apparently the Netflix cameras are there today, so that will be a good watch

Glad I'm not in a score prediction league this year because would be doing shite.

No saving that

When you rub your nipples on my cock You make me hard as raspberry ripple rock Let me explain about pension triple lock And wipe my spaff off the contract with this dribble sock xx

You make me hard as a totem pole When you dance around my scrotum pole There you go, more romantic poem on the same theme produced in 10 seconds. Doesn't put much effort in, does he?

Difficult to tell, what with the "Jewels remain still cleaming" and the like they've had in the past.

"Are shite" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-away-end.1586542/

If Man U become any more of a clown show Lee Stewart is going to end up switching back to being a Toon fan. Anyway, if Musk was put off buying Twitter cos of the number of fake accounts, wait until he finds out how many Man U fans are 2008 glory hunters from Essex.

I've put 20 quid on Man U and Ryan Giggs to both go down.

Don't usually expect a keeper in the opposition box in the third game of a season, but I'm all for it. What a crease

Fuuucking hell. Smash and grab if we get something out of this

ASM

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If we ever win something they need to put him on a terror watchlist and have people monitoring him the day of the victory parade. The sheer vitriol he has in him is demented.

Not to get too far ahead of ourselves but who was the last English manager to win the league - Howard Wilkinson? Don't think there's been any in the Premier League, mostly thanks to bloody scots.

"MATCH UN WORN"