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Karius my wayward son You're not England's number one But we've loaned out all the rest So please don't let them score Duh-nah-nuh nah, dun-nah -nah-nah, dun-dun diddle-dun dah-dah, dah-dah

Jinx

Redemption arc.

Hate crime?

What kind of report doesn't mention what bird it was?

Theres only one United and they play in black and white Newcastle, Newcastle There's only one Bruno and your fake one's fucking shite Newcastle, Newcastle...

Why are the tickets so huge? It's already stressing me out worrying about losing them or getting then nicked, they could at least make them fit in your wallet.

Just to correct myself on this, it seems a "C" for concession is written on the senior tickets in biro.

Just a reminder not to get too excited and post your tickets on social media without the QR codes being obscured, incase you get to the turnstyles to find someone has just flashed a screenshot of it to get through before you...

My parents tickets have arrived (I ordered theirs together for them and my mate ordered mine elsewhere in the same block so presumably mine will go to his place). Few points of interest, firstly there's nothing on the ticket at all indicating it's a concessionary senior ticket. In fact it says 100.00 on it, even though it cost them 50 quid cos they're over 65. Don't know what that means if you buy a ticket off someone in good faith and get to the gates to find out you should technically be a pensioner. They also have an "Entry time slot" of 14:30-15:00, which I guess means they need to get there at least 90 minutes before kick off? Not sure what happens if you don't make it by then! I'm in the same block but about 20 rows back so I'll see if I have the same entry time when I can get a hold of mine.

Oh they're already on it

Haha, yeah. The church he's a pastor at has some very stoneage views about what women should and should not be allowed to do. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gavin-peacock-ex-chelsea-newcastle-star-4929569

Shame he became an insane religious fundamentalist in retirement.

Has any other set of fans been as tragic as to display flags of another team just because their local rivals are playing them in an important game? Have they forgotten that Man U fans fucking hate them because of that poznan business?

Presumably there's no way to upgrade a senior ticket to a full price once it's been bought? How closely do we think they'll be checking the gadgie status? Not a problem for me as I have my own ticket and both my old folks are using theirs but there's some people I know whose parents are not a definite show due to health issues or whatever and might be able to use their ticket. If they can put on some old man face latex, I guess.

Oh God, someone's got a You'll Do For Me Bonny Lad flag to take. Definitely have a Live, Laugh, Love sign in their kitchen.

Wait, why do they want to be awarded the League Cup? Since last month they've been saying it's a tinpot cup nobody cares about?

Were the titles given to the runners up or just annulled? Are we gonna get an open top bus parade through Liverpool with Wijnaldum etc waving the 2018/19 trophy about?

Good way to end the weekend. Shame about Palace but never mind

Toys out Jurgen Klopp refuses to answer journalist's question 'for all the things you wrote' Jurgen Klopp flatly refused to speak to one Liverpool journalist in his media duties following the 3-0 defeat to Wolves, citing what he'd wrote about his side as the reason why https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/klopp-journalist-question-liverpool-wolves-29134741