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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6350039,00.html Skysports.com understands that Besiktas have launched a surprise bid to sign out-of-favour Tottenham striker Robbie Keane on a season-long loan.

If we beat them at any point this season we need to stir the pot with some "Steve Bruce is a Geordie" and "Brucie, Brucie give us a wave."

God, it's just going to get worse in the papers though, isn't it? "Wahhh, why is a good player at a club outside the top six, how is he going to single handedly win us the World Cup in four years unless he's playing for Man U or Chelsea, Liverpool need a striker and are interested in the 6 foot 6 centre forward, Drogba's getting old, Man City have money, why haven't they bought the 6 foot 8 target man yet yet, I've heard he's going to Barcelona, Real Madrid have had their head turned by the 8 foot superstar" Hope he can keep his feet on the ground and not believe his own hype too much.

Shef Wed fan in a critical but stable condition following violence after they thrashed Hartlepool 5-0. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11129586

Moaning about the cold already, soft foreign ponce!

About two years ago I signed Van Wolfswinkle on a pro evo master league I was playing with some mates in co-op just for the name, can't remember if he was good or not

My team now http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4607/captureki.jpg

I've got no problem with city to be honest, not sure where the have comes from. Certainly wouldn't support the Mackems against them.

The England talk is good news because we all know that England players don't get sent to prison.

Like I say, it's horrific that a club outside the top four dare to have a decent player. Plus, if he doesn't come good, it'll be us that's built him up too much.

The last two times they went down, no-one batted an eyelid, when we went down the earth exploded. That should give them a clue.

Is Jermaine a fan like?

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7819/arfa.jpg

Seriously, do any bookies give odds on cup draws? We could all fucking retire.

Awesome - although after 345 pages I won't relax till it's on the official site.

From Wednesday?!

It's because your swearfilter knacked the link and put asterisks in it

You beat her with a car wheel lock until she remembers.

According to the Telegraph, you're a twat http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/heza09-voted-PFA-twat-of-season

He grows an inch every time I read an article about him, by Christmas he'll be standing waist deep in the Tyne like Godzilla, swatting Sky Sports helicopters out of the air. Honestly though, it's ridiculous and almost slightly worrying. I'm delighted he's coming good and he's an incredibly useful player for a team in our position to have with some future potential, that's it. I just hope his sudden promotion from "Not good enough" against Man U to "Already the best traditional centre forward in the prem" and "First name on the Sun's England team sheet" doesn't lead to fans of other clubs demanding they nick him to become the ready made Drogba replacement or the answer to Liverpool's toothlessness up front. It'll fuck us over and will probably disappoint his new gaffers when they play him up front on his own every match against title hopefuls and Champions League rivals and expect him to bag a hat-trick every match. He's ours and we need him, England can have a look once he's concentrated on helping keep us up this first season and every other club can fuck off and buy some ready made player from abroad.

Sounds like he can be a bit of a dick like, yeah.

Belter, can get on the metro at Seaburn and be here within the hour.

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.francesoir.fr%2Ffootball%2Fmercato-ben-arfa-vers-l-angleterre.13130&sl=auto&tl=en&act=url That article, translated like that, makes absolutely zero fucking sense. What I can understand of it, I don't fucking like.

For fucks sake tie this shit up so I can stop refreshing the page, this reminds me of the days before Sky when I used to watch matches on Ceefax.

Who, Sol? Know someone who saw him eating a quiche with a side of crisps in a cafe in Jesmond the other week.