BlueStar

About two years ago I signed Van Wolfswinkle on a pro evo master league I was playing with some mates in co-op just for the name, can't remember if he was good or not

My team now http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4607/captureki.jpg

I've got no problem with city to be honest, not sure where the have comes from. Certainly wouldn't support the Mackems against them.

The England talk is good news because we all know that England players don't get sent to prison.

Like I say, it's horrific that a club outside the top four dare to have a decent player. Plus, if he doesn't come good, it'll be us that's built him up too much.

The last two times they went down, no-one batted an eyelid, when we went down the earth exploded. That should give them a clue.

Is Jermaine a fan like?

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7819/arfa.jpg

Seriously, do any bookies give odds on cup draws? We could all fucking retire.

Awesome - although after 345 pages I won't relax till it's on the official site.

From Wednesday?!

It's because your swearfilter knacked the link and put asterisks in it

You beat her with a car wheel lock until she remembers.

According to the Telegraph, you're a twat http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/heza09-voted-PFA-twat-of-season

He grows an inch every time I read an article about him, by Christmas he'll be standing waist deep in the Tyne like Godzilla, swatting Sky Sports helicopters out of the air. Honestly though, it's ridiculous and almost slightly worrying. I'm delighted he's coming good and he's an incredibly useful player for a team in our position to have with some future potential, that's it. I just hope his sudden promotion from "Not good enough" against Man U to "Already the best traditional centre forward in the prem" and "First name on the Sun's England team sheet" doesn't lead to fans of other clubs demanding they nick him to become the ready made Drogba replacement or the answer to Liverpool's toothlessness up front. It'll fuck us over and will probably disappoint his new gaffers when they play him up front on his own every match against title hopefuls and Champions League rivals and expect him to bag a hat-trick every match. He's ours and we need him, England can have a look once he's concentrated on helping keep us up this first season and every other club can fuck off and buy some ready made player from abroad.

Sounds like he can be a bit of a dick like, yeah.

Belter, can get on the metro at Seaburn and be here within the hour.

http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.francesoir.fr%2Ffootball%2Fmercato-ben-arfa-vers-l-angleterre.13130&sl=auto&tl=en&act=url That article, translated like that, makes absolutely zero fucking sense. What I can understand of it, I don't fucking like.

For fucks sake tie this shit up so I can stop refreshing the page, this reminds me of the days before Sky when I used to watch matches on Ceefax.

Who, Sol? Know someone who saw him eating a quiche with a side of crisps in a cafe in Jesmond the other week.

In fact, fuck it, they'll be relegated by Christmas. I don't mean just mathematically either, they'll start January in the championship.

I didn't know it was Opposite Day! Wait, uh, I mean, I didn't know it... Wasn't Opposite Day. Night.

Y'know, get this managerial appointment wrong and they could end up in some serious shit, we've already proved ourselves that it's pretty easy to manage to go from European qualification to comedic free-fall in a relatively short space of time. Hire someone pretty uninspiring, don't get the results and get the fans worked up, piss off a few players and have them leave, string together just enough results to be backed by Lerner, make his own signings, have another shit run, sack him without a replacement, you all know where it goes from there.

Maybe not the government, but I can imagine there would be a huge campaign with the media, celebrities and every publicity hungry twat coming out of the woodworks to demand that whatever needs to be done to save them is provided at any cost. Certainly would put pressure on the Glaziers, HMRC, the Prem and the Government to be lenient and encourage any bored billionare who fanices an ego trip to become a supposed national hero.

Perch Williamson Colo Jose Tiote Routledge Jonas Ben Arfa Keane Carroll Although maybe that would work in FM better than the real world So there'd be no place for Nolan, Barton, Guthrie, Smith or Gosling. I know it's a squad game but something has to give. I think the only one out of those I'd be sad to see out of the starting 11 would be Barton, but I'm sure Hughton thinks differently, what with Nolan being captain, and I can't see him going for a midfield diamond anyway.