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Shagging a lass with a mackem in a jumper watching you and having a wank. That's quite a fetish.

Made me look like a right twat celebrating like,I always look at the look at the linesman if there's even the slightest possibility of an offside decision, no probs, looked at the ref and he wasn't looking like he'd disallowed it so I went mental.

Not exactly setting the highest standards as role models. I'm hearing that Levy and Comolli went ballistic when they found out yesterday. "I'm hearing". You mean you read it on another forum? Nar, like Derek Acorah.

NUFC reckon it was a woodcock, some of the papers say it was a snipe apparently. Could be the same thing for all I know. Woodcock: http://www.birdsireland.com/oclery/image/2006/shorebirds/woodcock.jpg Snipe: http://www.aves.net/ohio-shorebirds/snipe-in-hand.jpg

Anyone try that Apfelwein stuff? A mate of mine had a pint of it at the end of the night, regretted it mind.

One of us lot turned up with a round of beers in the stadium and went and got another at half time even though we were telling him there was no booze in it. What a pillock.

The final pub we were in after O'Reillys kicked us out about 5:45 on thursday - the danish mags were in there still drinking along with some geordie who stood next to us singing menicingly "We are eeevvviiillllll" on his own over and over again. If the pubs over here stayed open like that I think I'd end up deed. German bandits are fucking shite by the way!

Didn't have me camera in the pub but a mate took loads of photos and vids in O'Reilly's so I'll put a few up when I get them. Didn't have my camera in the stadium either cos I swapped the batteries before I set of and they lasted about 10 seconds. Nearly all my photos are of hilarious germans we met and of the zoo and natural history museum. There's our Townhouse Whitley Bay flag on the far right of this pic bluebiggrin.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/jrtoonarmy/frankfurt026.jpg

Was that the one who took his mate with him? He nearly hit me and broke my neck cos we were on the table just behind the long bar thing everyone was pogoing on (the table *clap clap clap* the table *clap clap clap*). Some other guy over balanced and tried to steady himself on the ceiling, but ended up falling chest-first onto 2 pint glasses, a candle holder and a bottle of ketchup. Thought he was probably deed when he lay there for 5 seconds an all.

Aye, we were right next to the Copenhagen Mags and started the "Denmark, gis a song" chant - were you in that tiny bar with those two lasses serving till about 5.30 after O'Neils as well? O'Neils was even more crackers on Wednesday night, pissed geordies pogoing on the tables and nearly killing themselves when they fell off.

We were right at the back and I think the main problem we had was that we were miles away and, thanks to the ticket fuck up, the toon fans were diluted in the away end with germans and scattered around the rest of the stadium. If we'd been as loud as we were in O'Neils the night before, I doubt that would have mattered though Had a good sing on the train with the frankfurt fans, was bricking it a bit when they did their bouncy song though cos it felt like the train was leaving the tracks. Had a cracking time, the frankfurt fans were great and so was the city.

Gonna take it to Frankfurt, dunno about home matches.

I like it By the way, why did they announce Bernard's kit sponsor yesterday? Have they even given him a kit to be sponsored?

Really.

That was my first thought bluebiggrin.gif That was my second blueuhoh.gif

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You missed the 2 in the Ticket forums which I've just deleted advertising free tickets for all Newcastle-Online users! And this one http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,32840.0.html

You think? Bit harsh imho, but then the mods have gone power crazy. I'd say a two week ban would suffice.

"New Personal Message from RobertT: URGENT MSG FROM ADMIN!!!" Honestly, the admin should know better than to send us messages like that. I mean, yeah, we all like to see a gigantic japseye staring at us first thing in the morning, but it was hardly urgent.

What was with saying your team were on ITV's The Championship? Not too confident this season?

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:rolllrg: a mean was the head not a give away?.... and the 2 wings!!!! They were the angel wings given to the poor mite by baby Jesus. Sleep well little one, safe in the arms of God xxxx

You've done it now. Minute's silence at the Liverpool game this weekend because of that comment. http://www.vanessatreasure.co.uk/manufacturing/plain_black_armband.htm Big discounts on purchases over 200, we'd better get the orders in now.

Scousers mourn dead chicken

I take it back, since Liverpool's premature title party turned into mid table mediocrity, they'd been infected with small cock syndrome as well. Probably caught it off the scouse mackems Don't lock this thread after all, I can't be arsed with having a minutes silence for it.