BlueStar

Gary Neville is a c**t, Is a c**t, Is a c**t, Gary Neville is a c**t, So's his brother.

Owen may be twice the player but Kuyt may end up playing twice the amount of games... Wouldn't happen like, but I'd rather have a half good striker on the pitch than a good striker off playing golf and getting physio sessions. Of course the ideal situation is a fit Owen, although I wont hold my breath for it.

Where the f*** are you doing posting on here! You should be already queuing outside the ground by now like a proper fan!

Online petitions aren't worth the paper they aren't printed on sadly. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm

Those young uns these days with their long hair and their rock music and their pacman. Tsch.

Yes, I'll be in the pub killing two birds with one stone seeing my lass and catching up with mates I've been promising to see for weeks without spending £20 and having to spend hours getting in and out of Newcastle. I bet my left bollock the atmosphere is better in the pub an all. When I was 17 I'd have been at this match (Cos I went to all the home european matches), sat next to my Dad, bovril in hand just like you will be gurning at the 5 camera in your black and white jester hat.

Never mind, maybe they don't have it any more. The fact is I'm time poor. I work a lot of nights and weekends and my lass works 9-5, I have to juggle seeing her (well seeing her awake) with seeing my mates going to matches, work and all the other stuff you have to do when you're grown up. I don't have enough free time to go and see every mean-nothing match, every training session, testamonial and player unveiling and I'm not going to be told by some bum-fluffed semi-literate gobshite whose commitments mostly include tidying his room that I've got to go otherwise I'm not a proper fan.

Getting called a PTS by a YTS, what an insult.

Renewing.

What do you do to earn that money if you don't mind me asking? Seems quite a lot of lawns to mow and cars to wash. Like I say, once you have commitments and yer mam stops cooking your dinner you might think a bit differently. Most adults don't go to matches for the purpose of ticking them off on their soopafan wallchart like collecting pokemon. I bet the next insult is "I bet you don't even go and hang around the ground to talk to Sky Sports News on signing days." Can't remember these kind of mongs pre-Keegan...

Aye, part timer. Didn't feel it in Germany, or Birmingham away, or every home game when I'm not at work earning my season ticket money, or when I was sitting watching s*** in the Ardiles and Smith days week in, week out. Although saying that it was much easier to stomach paying to watch crap back then when it came out of pocket money instead of wages as I'm sure you know...

I've told you, I have £20 but it's not worth £20. There are better things I can spend it on, things you'll realise when you have outgoings. How did you earn the cash for your season ticket and away games, paper rounds?

Because I enjoyed following the team to Frankfurt more than I would have enjoyed watching it on the telly, and I'll enjoy being in the pub more than I'll enjoy sitting in an empty stadium watching the defence pass it around for 90 minutes. Especially when you have to pay £20 for the privillage, something that becomes a factor when you buy your own tickets. The club isn't a charity.

I can afford it, but I'm not gonna go. ARCH NEMISIS OF SOOPAFAN, WITH POWERS COMPARIBLE TO SOOPAFAN Could be arsed to go to Frankfurt like, but can't be arsed to go to St James for this match. On call that day so I could get called into work anyway.

Think I'd prefer to watch it in the pub with my mates than pay £20 to watch it on my own in the ground. Expect this attendance to be brought up by mackems 10 years down the line.

Grated dogs bollocks? Where do you think that picture's from, a Korean ice cream parlour?

Yep, for fucks sake... Link Accompanied by a picture of him looking like Dick Dastardly.

Keane will take them up and then abandon them for a better job imo. He wouldn't want another disasterous premier league season to dent his credentials as a manager and we've seen that it's much easier to get the mackems up than keep them up.

Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position. In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called. And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush. Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped. Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure.

Q: Still injured? A: Aye.

Hmm, the other four members of the top 5 English clubs in the rich list all have something in common that we don't.

Is Xavi really prnounced Jarvie?

I especially hate the ref gesturing "Back. Come on, move back. Back to here. No here, where my arm is. Back" (No movement whatsoever from the wall, just a little hopping from foot to foot and sideways glances) "OK, that's fine. Pweeeep!" Grow some f****** bollocks! That also goes for referees who run backwards away from players who are confronting them - They can't knock you out you baldy t***, stand your ground! Always said that to me it sounds like his sentences are stuck together like commentary on a crap playstation game. "Here we are at... Millenium Stadium. We have a thrilling game for you between highbury... and.... merseyside reds

Commentators pretending that everyone doesn't secretly like seeing footballers kicking off and having girly slappy pushy fights. "No-one likes to see that in football" Oh come on, before all the players and half the bench started wading in after that tackle no-one in the pub was even watching this shite 2nd division nowts each draw.

What I hate are the excuses for it, where they make out they have no choice but to support Liverpool or Man U, in spite of being born and living miles away - "I've got family from Manchester", "My Dad supports Liverpool" So if they lived in Liverpool and their dad was from Hull, would half of these idiots support Hull? Would they f***.