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Sorry, I mean I'd support Accrington Stanley of course, superfan all the way, standing in the pissing rain week in, week out. But then you already knew this of course! Fair enough, you got me. Can't get one over you can we?

For the rest of your life? Don't believe you Yes, for the rest of my life. Why ask a question if you're going to make up your own answer?

Probably lose interest and just occasionally watch whoever was on telly. Certainly wouldn't bother picking another team.

More chance of us getting him then if they've let him see the piss soaked bus-stop he'd be playing in if he joined the scouse mackems.

Surely what Newcastle have been missing is a manager who can guarantee club success with a lot of cash?

A marked improvement from utter shite then, maybe we should try and unsettle him.

Even if there was the slightest chance of this, I can't imagine someone with his attitude/arrogance getting on with Shepherd really, can you? That's why we ended up with someone as headstrong as a wet dishcloth and with considerably less charisma.

Was it Stuart Pearce who said it's like de ja vu all over again?

No, don't want the possibility of the 'Top Dogs of The North East" trophy magically reappearing from the years it spends in limbo when we're in the highest league position. And certainly don't want to play the mackems under Roeder.

Martins is up there with Rooney.

Nearly, nearly went down for this one, wish I had now - actually being at a toon victory would have been canny!

Open top bus parade tomorrow!

Fucking Carvalho, twat above me in my pub fantasy league has him.

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There are a number of solutions if there is. Primarily Roeder should shut the fuck up and gain respect through his teams before spouting shite, no? So Mr Roeder, what do you think of the appaling scenes in Europe over the weekend? No comment But aren't you a little bit concerned? No comment It doesn't concern you at all, what with you being manager of the only Premiership club to have qualified for Europe more times than the top four? No comment. Now fuck off my phone line, I've got some Turkish kebab orders to phone through Really, you think Sky were camped outside Roeders house shouting this stuff at him every time he twitched the curtains? Where are the other articles on skysports.com from all the other managers in the league they asked?

Who decided to call Roeder of all people for comment on this? Or did he just phone up "You're On Sky Sports?"

The Sun making up 'clever' nicknames and claiming that they're ours. "Cole, known as "Wor Blackie" on Tyneside" "Ginola, known as the 'Frog on the Tyne' to Geordies", "Peter Ramage, or 'Peter Rampage' as the toon army have dubbed him"

And all want Shearer to be next manager. Newcastle fans want a geordie manager, geordie chairman, geordie captain and geordie tea lady, indeed the reason we've been holding off on winning something is because there's no point unless we can do it with a full set.

Call me crazy, but I think our best chance of a win for the rest of the season is the Arsenal match. Weve managed to raise our game and battle against Chelsea, Liverpool and Man U while looking disinterested against shite teams fighting for their lives. Agreed, how depressing. Is it fair enough to say Roeder wasn't a good appointment yet?

Title reminds me of "Readers Digest: You may have already won a huge cash prize!"

Thought Jasper Carrot was a West Brom fan? Glory hunting twat.

Well, my stand looks utterly pathetic in that imagining

As far as the old "My mates mate knows **** and he's a twat" I think a lot of it comes down to who you speak to, I'm sure some people who've met me once in passing, if I was famous, would think I was a right cunt. That wifey I knocked flying about 20 feet when I sprinted round the corner trying to catch a metro the other day for one, in fact she may be saying just that in an official statement if she's regained conciousness. If I had to put up with mongs everywhere I went I'd probably get pretty sick of it an all and I dunno if I'd be able to put on the smiley face the 20th time that day someone had asked me the same question. But that said, I'm sure a fair few players are arseholes. Or at least that it's a fair reflection of society which, lets face it, has a relatively high twat/untwat ratio anyway. I get a lot of taxis and apparently most footballers who travel in taxis are cunts, especially John Barnes. Exceptions are Beardsley and Pav who are lovely fellas.

Rate Sidwell from what I've seen. Like to see him here.

Flak off Roeder.