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The magical invisible yellow card brandished by the likes of Ronaldo and Mourinio. Should be an automatic booking. "Oh, you want one of these? There you go."

Zumba Bumba Land is a themepark in the Ukraine I believe.

So when Emre told Yobo he eats negros for breakfast he was just warning him that the quick burst of engery from all that sugar was going to make him mighty hard to catch when he skins him.

Why would it? First time some one pisses in their back pocket will probably put them off.

In the same way that he "backs" medicinal weed and the touchy feely green environmental stuff I#d imagine. Willing to pay lip service to it, but no intention whatsoever of taking a risk by actually doing owt about it. When he does the whole new groovy compasionate conservative angle with no links to the previous bunch of evil demons, he conveniently fails to mention he's the guy who wrote Micheal Howard's manifesto.

I hear he can play up front as well, so we could have a Shola Salmon strike force.

I think I'm going to start calling him that.

Got the Mirror this morning. "No one knows where the film was headed or who the mystery recipient was" Followed by "Here are the photos"

I'm starting to fear something similar to last time has happened, where we get all starry eyed because we've been given a little sniff at getting a big name player we don't need like SWP or someone and we're fannying about looking into that with mundane stuff like a left back on the back burner until the night before the window shuts.

Just after we got patted down we were walking towards the stand with a small group of lads, all singing. We stopped for a second but one lad kept going. Two coppers sidled up to him, took an arm each and frog marched him into a door. Thought it was harsh, although he did seem a bit pissed as they led him off. After he'd gone we started a brief chant of "Free The Geordie One" but they didn't bluecry.gif

Just got back. Relatively pleased with the result in the end. Expected some bother off the brum fans, but to be honest there weren't any outside the ground and about 4 in it. Had some grief off leeds fans at the station tho.

Whats that got to do with anything? its quite sad that an article leads you type such a pointless rant about spurs. Sad beyond belief. Jeeesuz H Christ lad, do you want to go back over some of your previous posts and rethink that one? oh ok so hes just retaliating to something i posted a couple of months ago :roll:. I was responding to: The fact we get more Spurs fans than mackems on here, especially if they string a few results together, makes them a bit of a running joke.

Spurs fans are always happy, massive club, everyone wants to come to them, they're secure enough not to have to come on other clubs message boards trying to big themselves up, better players than Fabregas and Carrick etc etc

Any guesses to what he's supposed to have said? "I thought Everton didn't sign black players?" perhaps?

They should play the recording of the fans at the Semi final in Cardiff before the match. Durrr durrrr..... Duurrrr durr durrrr de durr de durrrr.... diddle-ur-dur dur diddle-urrr... dur dur dur DUR DUR DUR dur dur dur dur dur de dur

That pic on the right http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41983000/jpg/_41983214_lawro.jpg

Fave recently was the grandad collar, followed by the last one with the blue northern rock, then the NTL one, and lastly the awful cheapo one we've got at the moment which looks like it should be a knock off made in a thai sweatshop.

That's it, I'm going back to bed.

Course we can beat Spurs, it's if we can get a result against the half decent teams that's going to decide our season.

Still in the running. A respectable joint 8th in this league, but 3rd in my pub league which is what really mattwers. More importantly I'm fucking steaming drunk and we just won, COMMEEE OOOOONNNNNNN yas twats.

BBC Gossip Roundup: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/gossip_and_transfers/default.stm I'd actually forgotten about the mackems entirely, how are they doing? What happened to their meteoric rise back to the premiership and signing Ole Gunnar Solskjær? (Also I hear he wanks his dog, you know)

Nicer than seeing their face.

Nigger is just short for Nigerian, so he was just being accurate. Saying shoot niggers is no different from calling someone fat or ginger really. :winking: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/dec2006/4/3/9AD58721-937B-9EC8-C81A87B92A36E13E.jpg See what he means like, wouldn't want mongrel races coming over and tainting the pure blood of master race members like this fine specemin.

He only shuffled because he couldn't decide which of his equally adept feet to take the strike with. He's going to make it into my fantasy team soon I think, which is quite an honour. Might present him with the jersey before the next home game.

Open top bus and a parade!